Seattle Sperm Bike Transports Goods From Bank To Clinic

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  • Crow
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    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    Seattle Sperm Bike Transports Goods From Bank To Clinic



    It looks like Seattle has been inseminated.

    The city known for rainy days and the Space Needle is now home to America's first authentic sperm bike.

    Specially designed to make speedy deliveries from the sperm bank to clinic, the semen-shaped bike's unique storage cooling system, located in the "head," prevents samples from becoming contaminated, KIAH-TV reports.

    Not only is it functional, the nearly 10-foot-long sperm bike will also make you the most popular cyclist in the bike lanes, Gary Olsem of the Seattle Sperm Bank explains.

    "It's getting a lot of looks. People are stopping. They don't quite understand what's going on," Oselm told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. "You put a giant sperm on a bike, and you're going to get some attention."

    Seattle is actually the second city to adopt a sperm bike, which first went for a spin with The European Sperm Bank in cyclist-friendly Copenhagen.
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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    #2
    that sperm isn't really that big......compared to my......




    oh nevermind
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    • Snusdog
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      • Jun 2008
      • 6752

      #3
      In the south we call "transporting the goods to the clinic"................a date
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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      • sgreger1
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        • Mar 2009
        • 9451

        #4
        I love the design of the bike!

        But I think I bought a pizza from that guy last week

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752

          #5
          Originally posted by sgreger1
          I love the design of the bike!

          But I think I bought a pizza from that guy last week
          hope it wasn't a white pizza
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • sgreger1
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            Originally posted by Snusdog
            hope it wasn't a white pizza

            It was... they said it was special garlic cream sauce.



            Is it wrong that it tasted great though?

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            • Snusdog
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 6752

              #7
              Originally posted by sgreger1
              Is it wrong that it tasted great though?
              In so many ways bro..............in soooo many ways
              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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              • Premium Parrots
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                • Feb 2008
                • 9758

                #8
                Originally posted by sgreger1
                It was... they said it was special garlic cream sauce.



                Is it wrong that it tasted great though?

                not that theres anything wrong with that........
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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