Eat the Old: Could Mass Cannibalism Solve a Future Food Shortage?

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Eat the Old: Could Mass Cannibalism Solve a Future Food Shortage?

    The global human population is set to hit 7 billion on Oct. 31, and by century's end it will stand at 10 billion, according to the United Nations. That's a lot more mouths to feed.
    There's a very good chance that generating food from traditional farming and livestock practices will not be able to keep pace with this boom. What if a worldwide food shortage were to become so terribly dire that people resorted to eating . . . people?
    In such a dreadful event, the most-sensible first choice for meals might seem to be the elderly. After all, a fifth of those 10 billion humans will be at least 65 years old, and less physically able than the rest to contribute to what remains of society.
    Mercifully, researchers say that feeding on the old – or, really, anyone – would not solve world hunger. In the short term, eating old people might satisfy the gruesome dilemma of how to feed the population and lower it at the same time. But cannibalism on a global scale could never work in the long term.
    "If everyone is eating each other, the species won’t last very long," said James Cole of the University of Southampton 's Center for the Archaeology of Human Origins.
    Part of the problem is that humans are just not very meaty compared with cows, pigs, deer and other animals. Even if we heavily supplemented our diet of human "long pork" with grains, we'd have to consume more fellow humans per year than we could ever hope to replace with new babies.

    (Excerpt) Read more at livescience.com ...
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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9759

    #2
    mmmmmmmm babies
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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    • kevs
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      • Mar 2011
      • 875

      #3
      I think PPs signature gif resembles exactly how mankind will look like if we start eating each other.

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      • Nuusku
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        • Aug 2011
        • 993

        #4
        Seriously wa3zrm why is it always you who posts these weird news?

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        • wa3zrm
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          • May 2009
          • 4436

          #5
          Originally posted by Nuusku
          Seriously wa3zrm why is it always you who posts these weird news?
          It's the cheap snus... I can't afford to buy any quality brands and the cheap V2 and American snus I've been using over the years has destroyed my mind
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          • sirloot
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            • Mar 2011
            • 2607

            #6
            no but mass Cannabisism could potentialy feed more with hempseed meal

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            • GoVegan
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              • Oct 2009
              • 5603

              #7
              So this guy is just ahead of his time...

              http://www.spiegel.de/international/...511775,00.html

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              • Darwin
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                • Mar 2010
                • 1372

                #8
                Aside from the multitude of practical, political, and moral issues it is very likely that unless the "geri-cannibals" were extremely careful not to eat nervous system tissue they would be subject to several different types of spongiform encephalopathy that would kill them off in a few years. This livescience piece has a distinct whiff of Swift's "A Modest Proposal" about it which means it's not to be taken literally but in this case can be interpreted to be yet another politically motivated anti-population growth essay.

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                • Nuusku
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                  • Aug 2011
                  • 993

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wa3zrm
                  It's the cheap snus... I can't afford to buy any quality brands and the cheap V2 and American snus I've been using over the years has destroyed my mind
                  I know what you mean. Same thing is happening to me too.

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                  • WickedKitchen
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                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2528

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    mmmmmmmm babies
                    With a white sauce or brown? At any rate, those delicious little pearl onions would compliment things...

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                    • Premium Parrots
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9759

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WickedKitchen
                      With a white sauce or brown? At any rate, those delicious little pearl onions would compliment things...
                      Baby-Ka-Bobs are great solo.
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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                      • Nuusku
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                        • Aug 2011
                        • 993

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WickedKitchen
                        With a white sauce or brown? At any rate, those delicious little pearl onions would compliment things...
                        I'd like them barbecued

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                        • Crow
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                          • Oct 2010
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                          mmmmmmmm babies
                          You mean: "mmmmm roasted parrot"...

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                          • GoVegan
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                            • Oct 2009
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Seattleite
                            You mean: "mmmmm roasted parrot"...

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                            I call dibs on the brain!
                            Roasted parrot would probably taste very old and salty no matter how fresh it is. Kind of like used los.

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                            • Nuusku
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                              • Aug 2011
                              • 993

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GoVegan
                              Roasted parrot would probably taste very old and salty no matter how fresh it is. Kind of like used los.
                              Roasted parrot would taste like Rum! arrr!

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