Man's Best Friend

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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Man's Best Friend

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
    noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
    A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind
    the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on
    a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking
    single file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
    walking the dog and said:

    "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
    but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."

    ''What happened to her?"
    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
    the dog turned on her."

    A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
    between the two men.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The man replied, "Get in line."
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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9759

    #2
    lmao. Great one
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Snusdog
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 6752

      #3
      sniff.............I just love a happy ending
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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