A Very Sad Day In My Life...Hey Mike Post Here!!

[desirexe]

Hmm...the plot thickens...did you sell an organ??? Hurry up Mike and tell the story!!!

[EricHill78]

Hmm...the plot thickens...did you sell an organ??? Hurry up Mike and tell the story!!!

Shhhh... By now PP and Mike have finished that 12 pack of Zima. The boy butter is on the counter ready to be opened. PP's wife has locked herself in the bathroom with a radio playing unchained melody at full blast. Mike drops his keys and bends over exclaiming "oopsie!" ... Bottom line we won't hear from PP till the morning.

[charmando]

you sold your midget as in mg?

[jaguar1959]

When you turn the other cheek, you can get slapped there also..... Premium Parrots turned me on to..................................SnusOn............. ..........................but also to his, wait my Klipschorns. Thus the tears. But they know that I will care for them as they did. Dig the product. My progress coming.

[Frosted]

I had to google that - but I never new PP had such a very nice pair.

...........welcome by the way.

[wa3zrm]

The answer is simple... I'm surprised no one got it yet... he sold his truss!

[Nuusku]

He sold his soul to Mike. a.k.a Satan

[Nuusku]

Then her wife started to cry out of happiness and let PP eat some tasty vege-pizza

[Ainkor]

Actually guys, this was part of his plan all along. PP is really an 18 year old homeschooled girl. His posts here from the very beginning have been a social experiment. Luckily her parents are open minded and have encouraged the charade because it has helped her cope with and deal with the many strange types of people in the real world. Now that she is of age, she has posted and sold her virginity.

Thank you premium parrots for brightening our day and congratulations for one of the best and well kept internet hoaxes of all time.

All we ask for though is a copy of the tape. We deserve as much

[Mdisch]

I've just read 4 pages of this sh*t... It's amazing :-D

But I would've guessed vintage car aswell... but since that has been guessed...
An old motorcycle?
Or the last baby Hy that you planned to keep?

[kevs]

When you turn the other cheek, you can get slapped there also..... Premium Parrots turned me on to..................................SnusOn............. ..........................but also to his, wait my Klipschorns. Thus the tears. But they know that I will care for them as they did. Dig the product. My progress coming.

Welcome Mr Who Made PP Sad! lol

I'd still recommend to check these speakers carefully, there might be somebody trapped inside!

[Frosted]

Welcome Mr Who Made PP Sad! lol

I'd still recommend to check these speakers carefully, there might be somebody trapped inside!

and a hole in the side.

[Mdisch]

When you turn the other cheek, you can get slapped there also..... Premium Parrots turned me on to..................................SnusOn............. ..........................but also to his, wait my Klipschorns. Thus the tears. But they know that I will care for them as they did. Dig the product. My progress coming.

Jaguar1959 uses Extremely Anti-Climatic Response.
It's Super Effective!

[jagmanss]

you can thank me later when you find out and realize that you couldn't really give a shit.
its my job to entertain here isn't it?

Thanks PP that was entertaining, But you were right about one thing....

I couldn't really give a shit....

[Premium Parrots]

Thanks PP that was entertaining, But you were right about one thing....

I couldn't really give a shit....

I knew it wouldn't matter to you guays. If you had the opportunity of own a pair of the Klipschorns, especially for 40 years, you would certainly understand. Even if you ever heard a pair with a high end amp and preamp surely you would know what we are referring to. I was fortunate enough to buy my pair when I was about 20 years old. Those speakers are responsible for me wowing many gals into my bed. Naturally I would be sad when they went. Even my wife mentioned that she wanted to screw one more time while listening to them before they left. We didn't get a chance to do that because the wife felt so bad for me on friday night I got a BJ instead. Fine with me.


You can be sure I'll be making a big fuss to the wife about everything else that I sell before I move.