A Very Sad Day In My Life...Hey Mike Post Here!!

[kevs]

Mike is your brother, who went missing 4 years ago when hiking. After years of fighting with bears and racoons he finally found his way back home.

[Nuusku]

Mike is your bastard son!

[EricHill78]

Mike is your bastard son!

I'm sticking with the lovers theory..

[whalen]

lol @ Glory Hole. Yea I'm that old man on that Gold Rush Show. Those guays are some ****ed up dudes. idiots actually.

Whalen, the wife felt so bad for me she let me eat pizzia!! but no meat on it of course. Now I'm tired and all spent. Had a headache earlier and my chest was tightening a tad. What a day.

Man, Pizza! That some serious stuff! I just finally got my heart happy again after quitting my job and exercising hard for two weeks! I had stress pretty bad and had that tight chest bullshit too! Sucks! Never have headaches. Whatever is the problem old man? Sucks getting old, especially when the end is suddenly nearer. These young bucks and buckaroos have no idea what a turn of life that can be. I had life by the nuts and lived a good one for a long time. These hard times are just a little too sobering sometimes. Climb back on your high horse and just start dishing it out again is my advice, I know what it feels like to just hit that wall and have to wallow in some of that self pity like it our not. I too have many dark moments when the truth of the matter sinks in, that is a normal part of getting used to the fact that the party does in fact end, but I recommend picking out an especially silly hat and getting back up and giving them hell! And stay the hell away from those Starks, and yes, The stuff GN gives us makes us have to spit them out and sit the Fu@K down for a couple of minutes! That was my personal demon. Just remember that the price of living that good life has given us that wicked nasty sense of sick ass humor as a consolation prize. Use it wisely Grass hopper!

[desirexe]

PP - it's sounding like you and your wife split?? I really hope that's not the case and rather you and Mike shared an intimate moment...

[desirexe]

...or did you sell your business to this Mike character??

[lxskllr]

Mike is your brother, who went missing 4 years ago when hiking. After years of fighting with bears and racoons he finally found his way back home.

and then found he preferred the bears and raccoons :^D

[jagmanss]

PP - it's sounding like you and your wife split?? I really hope that's not the case and rather you and Mike shared an intimate moment...

Wait! Wait! You Maybe onto to something here, But I think PP F**ked one of his parrots got caught by this Mike dude who was having an affair with his wife and threatened to rat him out and they called it quits... PP admited he loves his bird more and tears ran... Yeah! Yeah! That's it

Yeah! Yeah! I know i'm a sick bastard, But ya gotta start thinking like PP

[whalen]

PP and this Mike dude were tag teaming one of the Parrots and the wife walked in and..................... No wait, PP and this mike dude were tag teaming Mrs. Parrots when a parrot walked in............No wait This Mike dude and a parrot were tag teaming PP when PP suddenly realized that he had just ran out of Coffee vanilla..............Hmm,

[whalen]

Does this somehow involve "The GIMP"?

[jagmanss]

Either way... A Parrot was involed.... I know it! Has got to be...

The Birds... Their back!

[EricHill78]

I know I've said this before, but I know General Wintergreen had something to do with this.

[jagmanss]

I know I've said this before, but I know General Wintergreen had something to do with this.

No! No! It's the Probe Whiskey....

[crullers]

You sold your parrot business or patented the blue worms

[crullers]

And Mike bought the worm or parrot business.... damn