Last night

[Bigblue1]

Went to the bowling alley and jerked off in the house balls!

Maybe that's why I did so good.......

[desirexe]

Sounds like fun Big! I am ecstatic if I bowl a 98!! My husband tortured me by making me watch some Wake Forest fball game! He's good though and knew I'd get bored so I ended up in the kitchen to make an awesome, warming lentil leek soup!

[whalen]

Maybe that's why I did so good.......

Lets those fingers slip right out and leads to better spin, glad to be of some help, and congrats on breaking 200! I sat at home on the stinking internet tobacco sites and reflected on possibly getting a life! Pathetic!

[desirexe]

Lets those fingers slip right out and leads to better spin, glad to be of some help, and congrats on breaking 200! I sat at home on the stinking internet tobacco sites and reflected on possibly getting a life! Pathetic!

Why get a life!?? Sounds like the perfect evening to me! OMG..does that mean I need to get a life too??

[CoderGuy]

Why get a life!?? Sounds like the perfect evening to me! OMG..does that mean I need to get a life too??

Having a life is overrated. I know a couple people that have them and they are always busy and not around to check Facebook. No thanks!

[Roo]

Went to the bowling alley and jerked off in the house balls!

Shit Whalen that may be the hardest I've ever laughed at snuson!

My friends had a diaper party for me. That's right, a diaper party. Like a baby shower, except for dudes, and instead of baby clothes and silly games, we drink beer, grill meat, and they all brought me a shitload of diapers. Great tradition. And I kicked everyone's ass at table tennis. Undefeated. T'was a good time. Oh yeah I'm having a baby in case that didn't translate...

[Premium Parrots]

Shit Whalen that may be the hardest I've ever laughed at snuson!

My friends had a diaper party for me. That's right, a diaper party. Like a baby shower, except for dudes, and instead of baby clothes and silly games, we drink beer, grill meat, and they all brought me a shitload of diapers. Great tradition. And I kicked everyone's ass at table tennis. Undefeated. T'was a good time. Oh yeah I'm having a baby in case that didn't translate...

I'm thinkin that if you have a baby you are going to need all those diapers to stop the bleeding from your lil pee hole.....unless you plan on having it anally. The problem with having it anally is that once the kid grows up and if any of his friend ever find out how he was born the kid will never get over all the shit his friends will give him about it. Ever thought about maybe a C section instead?