Spelling Bee Champ....you be the judge

[wa3zrm]

My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not gettin pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy.
He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all dimocrafts and liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take over da healfcare in dis contry .

[bpc720]

hahahahahahaha...awesome!

[GoVegan]

pathetic

[snusjus]

I was unaware so many racial stereotypes could be used in a paragraph.

Not impressed.

[GoVegan]

Well said snusjus. Even if there were a lot of "minority points" and quota systems out there and I doubt that there are, I would still not want to be a young black man or woman looking for a job or housing. The odds will not be in your favor. For some reason, people tend to misdirect their anger. The believe that it is the poor minority or a teacher collecting a modest pension that is screwing them and the system. People don't want to look at the actual source of the problem such as the fat cat corporations that own our government or even themselves for their own plight.

This thread did remind me of a cool story I saw on TV not long ago about Adarsha Shivakumar. This kid won a spelling bee and used his prize money to buy seeds and promote biofuel in India. I found his website here. http://teensforplanetearth.ning.com/...rshaShivakumar

[sgreger1]

Well this isn't racist at all......


But quickly i'd like to address this:

Even if there were a lot of "minority points" and quota systems out there and I doubt that there are, I would still not want to be a young black man or woman looking for a job or housing. The odds will not be in your favor.

There absolutely are such quota systems etc in place. Right now you are at an extreme advantage if you are a minority looking for welfare, student loans, jobs etc. Many whites are beginning to claim being of Hispanic origin just to become eligible for assistance here in CA as you should probably know, being a CA resident yourself.

Waz3rm's post is deliciously racist as always, but lets not go off the deep end and pretend like being a minority puts you at any kind of disadvantage here, at least in CA.

[EricHill78]

Oh leave wa3zrm alone he's just telling a harmless joke. It's funny though how people will jump down someone's throat for telling a joke like that but say when a black comedian makes fun of the way white people dance for example no one says a word. There's a BET (black entertainment television) channel but god forbid someone created WET (White entertainment television) there would be an uproar.

There was a time we were less sensitive. Look at when All in the family and Sanford and son were on the air. Both Archie Bunker and Fred Sanford were racist under the textbook definition but people laughed! People weren't oversensitive to all the cracker, kike, coon, chink, dego, mick, spic, polock jokes (have I offended you guys yet? Ha) Even my wife and I poke fun of eachothers race. She calls me a barefoot hillybilly, I call her a fence jumper.

By the way RIP guys.. We miss the laughs..

[sgreger1]

Oh leave wa3zrm alone he's just telling a harmless joke. It's funny though how people will jump down someone's throat for telling a joke like that but say when a black comedian makes fun of the way white people dance for example no one says a word. There's a BET (black entertainment television) channel but god forbid someone created WET (White entertainment television) there would be an uproar.

There was a time we were less sensitive. Look at when All in the family and Sanford and son were on the air. Both Archie Bunker and Fred Sanford were racist under the textbook definition but people laughed! People weren't oversensitive to all the cracker, kike, coon, chink, dego, mick, spic, polock jokes (have I offended you guys yet? Ha) Even my wife and I poke fun of eachothers race. She calls me a barefoot hillybilly, I call her a fence jumper.

By the way RIP guys.. We miss the laughs..

"Archie Bunker and Fred Sanford"


Lol, I agree man we all gotta be able to laugh at each other. Surely some suffer more than others in this world but I hope America can be a place where we can all live a good life and joke about our differences. It's like Chapelle or Carlos Mencia, shits funny if you don't get butt-hurt. On the other hand, i've seen racism first hand and wish people like that would just chill out and realize we're all brothers from another mother you know what I mean? We're all Americans here man no reason to draw unnecessary invisible borders between ourselves, if anything we should all band together against the government as one, this division is something they want you to feel so we don't get together and take over.

[texastorm]

Hey, you're not a redneck(black)(retarded)(blond)(white trash)(Polish) so ur a gud speler. The joke is the joke regardless of who your making the butt. Its mechanics... study up on humor before you condemn a funny joke for not being funny because you dont like the subject (or are just to stupid to get it). If its not funny with a name substitution, then its not funny. I think the above joke could be easily changed to a white trash joke, and THEN you would see it as funny.

I just get so angry when I see people shun a joke for "sensitive" subject matter. We cant make fun of gays unless we are gay, of fat people unless we are fat, of terrorist Muslims until after they detonate the bomb, of Mexicans unless we own a meat packing plant.... whats this world coming to.

[wa3zrm]

...whats this world coming to.

About 100 years ago it was the search for a good five cent cigar... today... cheap shipping for snus!