Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables

[wa3zrm]

Caution: This area is for babies and diapers only

Attention cocaine users of the world: Parents everywhere would like you to know that changing tables are generally covered in baby poop, and we’d appreciate it if you’d think of that the next time you’re looking for a place to snort a line.

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[Reynard]

Caution: This area is for babies and diapers only

Attention cocaine users of the world: Parents everywhere would like you to know that changing tables are generally covered in baby poop, and we’d appreciate it if you’d think of that the next time you’re looking for a place to snort a line.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.sfgate.com ...

Snorting a different kind of crack :P

[Ansel]

Wouldn't traces of cocaine absorb into the babies skin :-o

[DanielO]

I imagine most parents use a changing pad rather than placing the baby directly on the table. But still, how desperate do you have to be to snort a line off of a baby changing table when there's a perfectly good toilet tank lid nearby?

[Ainkor]

Hell yeah! It's on our money, our baby changing stations and hell, even our air. (http://gizmodo.com/5869510/cocaine-l...-health-issues)

That's it. I'm done being good. I'm going to go score me some grade A heroin, shoot it up and have some fun.

Ok, not really. I'll just sit here posting lame comments

Must be the weed in the air sapping my motivation.....

[sgreger1]

This is America, there's traces of cocaine of everything. Most dollar bills have cocaine on them too, don't worry it ain't gonna kill you.

[Reynard]

I just wish coca leaf was legal, I've heard mate de coca is a great pickmeup

[precious007]

Charlie for the win.

Take with caution though ;-)

[Ansel]

I just wish coca leaf was legal, I've heard mate de coca is a great pickmeup

Mate de coca is legal in the US. Not in the UK though yet an alcoholic coca leaf drink is - where's the logic.

[precious007]

Mate de coca is legal in the US. Not in the UK though yet an alcoholic coca leaf drink is - where's the logic.

Coicaine whilst is made of the coca leaf it's a combo of other chemicals - one of them is benzene ;-)

[Reynard]

Mate de coca is legal in the US. Not in the UK though yet an alcoholic coca leaf drink is - where's the logic.

It's perfect logic mate, to make sure that it fits in with the rest of the topsy-turvy legislation in the UK regarding mind-altering substances, and which ones we are allowed under law to consume.

I am a man of relatively few vices, and I treasure dearly those to which I am entitled and which benefit me. I am not a fan of alcohol - but I respect its use in moderation - which seems to be (totally arbitrarily, by culturally-relative traditions) the default and most acceptable method by which to change one's personal consciousness, and as it's said 'it's socially acceptable to have a drink with friends'. Fair enough, for some, but I like to change my state of mind with a different drug - one which DOESN'T kill millions by either direct or indirect effects, called Swedish Snus. Oh, you havent heard of it? Well clearly that means its not socially acceptable, as, it doesn't have millennia of abuse and death to back it up. While we're at it I want to have a cup of coca tea. Guess what? It won't turn me into an arse and make me lose all my inhibitions. I don't need that, I'm happy with who I am, I just appreciate a pick-me-up now and again. How DARE you enforce which plants I should or shouldn't use to feel better, it's not as if I'm going to crash my car on the way back from a p**-up on loose pasteurised tobacco. I am an animal on this planet, which belongs to the individual, each of which has as much inherent rights as a collective group whose coercive policy is governed by financial gain, NOT our wellbeing. Thanks to this group there is a deeply entrenched linguistic nomenclature surrounding drugs that alter our state of mind, which is prejudiced by the huge psychological effect our laws have on an individual's notion of what constitutes 'abnormal behaviour' Emotive phrases like 'taking drugs', 'being a junkie/dropout', 'a criminal' etc, are abound in society, which is counter to the heroic misadventures of a rugby player drinking 15 pints of lager on a Friday night, being 'a lad', 'macho' or 'a person that can take his drink'. You don't hear about many macho cannabis smokers, or coca chewers! Just druggies. Eat your 5 portions of fruit and veg a day, go to the gym, wear the right clothes, commit memory-erasure of all you've been doing in the week on Friday and you'll be fine...

Rant over, sorry guys, just got hacked off thinking about stuff. Bit random I know :P