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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Oniony pig farts legal, court rules

    A court in the northern German town of Osnabrück has ruled that a farmer is allowed to feed his pigs vast quantities of raw onions, despite complaints from neighbours about their eye-watering gaseous emissions.

    The farmer has been feeding his 1,500 pigs several cubic metres of onions every week for the past 14 years, but city authorities ordered him to stop, and threatened to fine him €2,500, after locals complained of the resulting pungent porcine farts.

    The council justified its decision on the grounds that planning permission for the pigsty forbade “strong-smelling foods, e.g. kitchen waste.”

    But the court overturned the decision, saying that the city council had imposed the penalty on the assumption that the onions were to blame for the stink without providing sufficient evidence.

    According to the court’s statement, the court called in an expert witness on “emissions control,” who testified that “onions did not count as strong-smelling foods, because they are untreated organic raw materials that have not decomposed.”

    There was no indication, however, that the expert lived near the farm.

    But the legal procedure has not been exhausted on this noxious issue. Onions could still be banned as pig food, if the council proves they are responsible for the distinctive farts.

    The farmer has not been named, to protect his identity, but he is reportedly easy to find in a favourable wind.

    Source: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20111222-39675.html
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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

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    Wild pigs rule the night in Pakistan capital

    ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — Every winter, the capital of Pakistan's Islamic republic is overrun by what is many Muslims' worst nightmare: sounds of screeching wild pigs.

    Motivated by hunger, the reviled animals descend each night from neighboring hills to feed on the garbage bins of Islamabad's most exclusive addresses — from high-end hotels to the capital's embassies and even the president's residence. On their way to feeding grounds pigs cause traffic accidents and send locals hurrying for cover. Some Islamabad residents have reportedly been injured or even killed by belligerent hogs.

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    • EricHill78
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      • Jun 2010
      • 4253

      #3
      PP had something to do with this! I just know it...

      The fart story that is.

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      • truthwolf1
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        • Oct 2008
        • 2696

        #4
        Originally posted by wa3zrm
        ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — Every winter, the capital of Pakistan's Islamic republic is overrun by what is many Muslims' worst nightmare: sounds of screeching wild pigs.

        Motivated by hunger, the reviled animals descend each night from neighboring hills to feed on the garbage bins of Islamabad's most exclusive addresses — from high-end hotels to the capital's embassies and even the president's residence. On their way to feeding grounds pigs cause traffic accidents and send locals hurrying for cover. Some Islamabad residents have reportedly been injured or even killed by belligerent hogs.

        (Excerpt) Read more at seattletimes.nwsource.com ...
        I have tried wild bore and it is actually really good! Feeding on human food would probably make them taste even better.
        They should start trapping and exporting but I guess they cannot even touch pig... so there goes that idea.

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        • lxskllr
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          • Sep 2007
          • 13435

          #5
          I like when yuppies move to the "country" because it's laid back, and quiet, and then complain when they hear gunshots, smell animals, or get stuck behind farm equipment on the road. Their unhappiness gives me strength, and makes me smile, but unfortunately gives the farmers more hassle than they deserve. We need to work on that. Keep the yuppies unhappy, but relieve the stress on the farmer.

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          • Premium Parrots
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            • Feb 2008
            • 9759

            #6
            Originally posted by lxskllr
            I like when yuppies move to the "country" because it's laid back, and quiet, and then complain when they hear gunshots, smell animals, or get stuck behind farm equipment on the road. Their unhappiness gives me strength, and makes me smile, but unfortunately gives the farmers more hassle than they deserve. We need to work on that. Keep the yuppies unhappy, but relieve the stress on the farmer.
            thats an easy fix.


            feed the yuppies to the pigs. But hen the pig farts might smell more like skunk, red bud or tye stick. That would be ok with me.
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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