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A friendly human called nancydrewtheantichrist wrote to me:
Dear Iceland, I fell in love with you today. I wish I could afford to visit you, and maybe live with you someday. You are very beautiful, and I wish my arms could momentarily be big enough to hug you. I think your peoples' language is very nice, do you know if there is a good place online for me to learn it?
— nancydrewtheantichrist
Here is my reply:
Halló dear Nancy Drew the Antichrist,
I was glad to learn of our newfound love affair. I would also like to hug you and tell you that you are probably not the anti-Christ, and that everything is going to be fine - but I have no arms (that is because I am an island, and not a human like you).
The good humans at my university offer a free online course in Íslenska. If you take their course, you will probably learn to say words like “kjötsúpa” and “þarfagreining”, and even put them together in a sentence, like “þarfagreining fyrir kjötsúpu”, which means “needs assessment for meat soup.”
Then we could speak with each other in íslenska.
Bless bless,
- Iceland
Dear Iceland, I fell in love with you today. I wish I could afford to visit you, and maybe live with you someday. You are very beautiful, and I wish my arms could momentarily be big enough to hug you. I think your peoples' language is very nice, do you know if there is a good place online for me to learn it?
— nancydrewtheantichrist
Here is my reply:
Halló dear Nancy Drew the Antichrist,
I was glad to learn of our newfound love affair. I would also like to hug you and tell you that you are probably not the anti-Christ, and that everything is going to be fine - but I have no arms (that is because I am an island, and not a human like you).
The good humans at my university offer a free online course in Íslenska. If you take their course, you will probably learn to say words like “kjötsúpa” and “þarfagreining”, and even put them together in a sentence, like “þarfagreining fyrir kjötsúpu”, which means “needs assessment for meat soup.”
Then we could speak with each other in íslenska.
Bless bless,
- Iceland
http://www.icelandwantstobeyourfriend.com
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