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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Sex For Cheeseburgers

    Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

    The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

    (Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
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  • Mdisch
    Member
    • Jul 2011
    • 805

    #2
    This was a known problem amongst Danish youth a couple of years back - Damn I'm embarrassed on behalf of humanity!

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    • precious007
      Banned Users
      • Sep 2010
      • 5885

      #3
      are hookers that cheap in US?

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      • Crow
        Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 4312

        #4
        10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons

        Smokey would be proud...



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        In its entirety:

        Words of Wisdom

        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
        Frosted: lucky twat
        Frosted: Aussie slags
        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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        • snusjus
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 2674

          #5
          "I've got these cheeseburgers mannnn......."

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          • Snusdog
            Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 6752

            #6
            Wonder what you get for 6 McNuggets
            When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9759

              #7
              Originally posted by Snusdog
              Wonder what you get for 6 McNuggets
              McHerpes
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #8
                Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                McHerpes
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • sgreger1
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 9451

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Seattleite
                  Smokey would be proud...



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                  In its entirety:

                  I watched all 22:44 minutes of it lol. I had never seen that before. Now i'm pissed that I watched only the end

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                  • sgreger1
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 9451

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Snusdog
                    Wonder what you get for 6 McNuggets
                    6'll get you Chachie but 12 will get you Fonzie.

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                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sgreger1
                      I watched all 22:44 minutes of it lol. I had never seen that before. Now i'm pissed that I watched only the end
                      I'm glad you liked it!

                      Here's an introduction to the series:







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                      ... and here's the first episode to get you started:

                      Words of Wisdom

                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                      • Bigblue1
                        Banned Users
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 3923

                        #12
                        Here's the pilot movie in B&W from like 99'

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                        • sgreger1
                          Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 9451

                          #13
                          Mother of God. I thought that was an excerpt from a movie, so i go on Netflix and look it up, and it's a freaking whole Tv series with several seasons! It's like i'm in heaven, I watched like 5 in a row last night lol. Thank you for showing me this!

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                          • Crow
                            Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 4312

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sgreger1
                            Mother of God. I thought that was an excerpt from a movie, so i go on Netflix and look it up, and it's a freaking whole Tv series with several seasons! It's like i'm in heaven, I watched like 5 in a row last night lol. Thank you for showing me this!
                            Sure thing

                            In addition to the original movie and the 7 seasons, there were 2 more movies made ("Trailer Park Boys: The Movie" and "Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day"). Like the original movie, "Trailer Park Boys: The Movie" is not part of the TV series' story arc, but the final movie, "Countdown to Liquor Day" is the epilogue following the end of Season 7. I hope that made sense!

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                            Originally posted by Bigblue1
                            Here's the pilot movie in B&W from like 99'
                            Yep, that's the movie that started the series.

                            ... and here's a little something extra --

                            Here's "The Cart Boy" (filmed in 1995, presented at the Nova Scotia Film Festival in 1997)

                            Enjoy!

                            Words of Wisdom

                            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                            Frosted: lucky twat
                            Frosted: Aussie slags
                            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #15
                              I almost forgot... There's a Christmas Special that aired on TV (after Season 4)

                              Here it is:

                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                              Comment

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