Frozen cows may have to be exploded

[wa3zrm]

It may take explosives to dislodge the frozen carcasses of a small herd of cows found in an old ranger's cabin high in the Rocky Mountains.
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[bpc720]

If they get the explosion temperature right maybe the area will get littered with steaks!!

[CowWhisperer]

If they get the explosion temperature right maybe the area will get littered with steaks!!

Ah yes, but the steaks will have freezerburn

[voodooman]

i think we all feel dinner should come of this. god has ordained so.