Woman, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Woman, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid

    Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

    Woman was 'eating when she felt a prickling sensation in her mouth' She was chewing 'sperm sacks', which forcefully shoot sperm Sperm in turn try to embed themselves when they land But have no fear in the West... Squid's internal organs are (generally) removed before serving

    A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.

    The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.

    The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Center for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.

    Good enough to give birth to? The woman from South Korea was eating cooked squid when she 'was impregnated by the sea creature'

    The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.

    When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

    (Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
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  • Nuusku
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    • Aug 2011
    • 993

    #2
    wa3zrm cmon man

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #3
      yea man ....Don' post shit like that. Its hard enough to get a BJ. Let that kind o shit get out and gals will want us to wear a condom for that too.

      not that I really care. I've used a condom like twice in my lifetime. And I've still got a closet full of coat hangers and a nearly full box of cherry bombs left. So, I'm good.
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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      • CoderGuy
        Member
        • Jul 2009
        • 2679

        #4
        I used to like calamari too, damn.

        Still like bjs though, at least now when her cheeks start puffing out a few weeks later, I'll know what the problem is

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        • pris

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          • sgreger1
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            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            I eat calamari all the time, if I have babies I am going to mail them to PP. Payback for his last little present to me

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            • CoderGuy
              Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 2679

              #7
              Originally posted by sgreger1
              I eat calamari all the time, if I have babies I am going to mail them to PP. Payback for his last little present to me
              Scared to even ask LOL

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              • Reynard
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                • Feb 2009
                • 804

                #8
                This is very Prometheus-esque

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                • Skell18
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                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #9
                  I had to laugh at this when I read it in the paper yesterday, I pissed myself laughing when the constantly referred to sperm and sperm sacks at least 50 times in the article

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