Chinese officers risk lives to rescue sex doll from river

[wa3zrm]

Shandong - Police in Shandong China received a call reporting that a body was floating in one of the province's rivers on July 11. The Shandong police dispatched a team of their finest officers to recover the body that turned out to be an inflatable sex doll.
According to RocketNews24.com, the Chinese language news site Sohu, reports that the team of 18 officers worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue what looked like a lady in distress. News about the heroic rescue attempt spread and a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators gathered at the scene. The crowd blocked traffic and prevented firefighters and rescue officials from reaching the scene.
The officers worked for more than 40 minutes before they were able to recover the body. But when they brought the "body" ashore they realized it was only an inflatable sex doll.
According to Sohu, while the body floated about 40-50 meters from the river bank, it was difficult to distinguish it from a real human body and not until the officers had brought it ashore did they confirm it wasn't a real human body.
After the exasperated officers realized it was only a sex doll they had risked their lives to rescue, they displayed it to the curious crowd that gathered. When the crowd realized it was only a sex doll, they dispersed. Embarrassed mothers covered their children's faces and hurried them away from the scene before they could ask awkward questions.

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[sgreger1]

That is awesome. Do sex dolls look that real that a team of professionals couldn't see that it wasn't a real person drowning? I've seen several sex dolls, namely at PP's house (all of them male BTW), and I think it would be pretty easy to spot. If this is real than it's hilarious.

[CoderGuy]

that is awesome. Do sex dolls look that real that a team of professionals couldn't see that it wasn't a real person drowning? I've seen several sex dolls, namely at pp's house (all of them male btw), and i think it would be pretty easy to spot. If this is real than it's hilarious.

lmao!

[wa3zrm]

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

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To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.
Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.

Powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences.
"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.
Roxxxy won't be available for delivery for several months, but Hines is taking pre-orders through his Web site, TrueCompanion.com, where thousands of men have signed up.
"They're like, 'I can't wait to meet her,' " Hines said. "It's almost like the anticipation of a first date."
Women have inquired about ordering a sex robot, too. Hines says a female sex therapist even contacted him about buying one for her patients.
Roxxxy has been like catnip to talk-show hosts since her debut at AEE, the largest porn-industry convention in the country. In a recent monologue, Jay Leno expressed amazement that a sex robot could carry on lifelike conversations and express realistic emotions.
"Luckily, guys," he joked, "there's a button that turns that off."
Curious conventioneers packed Hines' AEE booth last month in Las Vegas, asking questions and stroking Roxxxy's skin as she sat on a couch in a black negligee.
"Roxxxy generated a lot of buzz at AEE," said Grace Lee, spokeswoman for the porn-industry convention. "The prevailing sentiment of everyone I talked to about Roxxxy is 'version 1.0,' but people were fascinated by the concept, and it caused them to rethink the possibilities of 'sex toys.' "

Source: http://articles.cnn.com/2010-02-01/t...ove?_s=PM:TECH

[sgreger1]

Loneliest inventor on the planet...

[CoderGuy]

Loneliest inventor on the planet...

Agreed. I watched the video, doesn't look that real, so apparently he's never seen a real woman and is just going off his porn collection.

[BardicDruid]

That is awesome. Do sex dolls look that real that a team of professionals couldn't see that it wasn't a real person drowning? I've seen several sex dolls, namely at PP's house (all of them male BTW), and I think it would be pretty easy to spot. If this is real than it's hilarious.

Google RealDoll.

[Snusdog]

Talking.............TALKING...........good lord I'm trying to get away from the talking


I can see maybe 75 bucks for silent and willing.........but unless that $7000 includes a one way plane ticket to somewhere far away.......I ain't paying ............