Happy Embryonic Discharge Day to you sir. congratulations on making it another year.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
.......man.......Extreme is no showing..........dude must have passed out before he got to his own party.......... gotta love the Irish....
Hey the next time one of ya'll makes a beer run........keep an eye open for someone passed out in the bushes..............Oh……. and take this sharpie pen.......you know.....to draw the mustache and monocle if you find him
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
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