Wife just back from the doctors. Turns out she hasn't got Tourettes after all, I am a tw@t and she does want me to fu*k off.
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hahahahahaOriginally posted by Ansel
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That's a good one!
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LMMFAO.... So I guess I shouldn't bother taking my wife to the doctor to find out the same thing
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Hahahah!!Comment
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Unfortunate diagnosis :^(
You should get a second opinion :^DComment
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Man.............I could have told you that for freeWhen it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengersComment
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Lol, women, what would we do without them?Comment
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Originally posted by bill77.017
Fish, hunt, drink whisky, and go to the titty bar :^DComment
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Originally posted by lxskllr
I like the way you think!Comment
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I realize some of the may have been posted previously but, I thought it was funny enough to give it another go round. Feel free to add to it.
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Man Divorces 3 Wives in One Hour (15 Kids)
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I FOUND THIS ARTICLE AT http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/336/7640/358
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Swedish doctors are struggling to locate the tip of a scalpel they managed to lose in a patient's nose....18-12-12, 06:38 AM
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