Wife just back from the doctors. Turns out she hasn't got Tourettes after all, I am a tw@t and she does want me to fu*k off.
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hahahahahaOriginally posted by Ansel
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That's a good one!
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Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Crow: Of course, that's a given.
Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
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Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.Frosted: lucky twat
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LMMFAO.... So I guess I shouldn't bother taking my wife to the doctor to find out the same thing
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Hahahah!!Comment
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Unfortunate diagnosis :^(
You should get a second opinion :^DComment
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Man.............I could have told you that for freeWhen it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengersComment
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Lol, women, what would we do without them?Comment
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Originally posted by bill77.017
Fish, hunt, drink whisky, and go to the titty bar :^DComment
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Originally posted by lxskllr
I like the way you think!Comment
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