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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    Move over, Fleshlight...

    What? You thought this was a wa3zrm post?

    "Japan turns masturbation into art"

    Tenga and other Japanese male masturbation tools are taking over the world, one synthetic vagina at a time.

    The days when the sex industry believed only women were in desperate need of self-pleasuring aids appear to be long gone.

    Nowadays, when one walks into a sex shop, aisles offering male masturbation tools are just as bountiful as those catering to women.

    At least in Japan.

    Seven years after Koichi Matsumoto left his car salesmen job to start “something that hasn’t been done before” and launched Tenga “New Adult Concept,” his company has sold over 15 million male masturbation units worldwide.

    Simply put, Tenga has cornered the global market on male masturbation, shattering conventional wisdom that men are perfectly content to do it without artificial help along the way.

    To paraphrase Malcolm Gladwell in his book “Blink”: People don’t really know what they want when the thing they want doesn’t yet exist.

    Like artificial vaginas, for example.

    According to Matsumoto, his big idea came to him after he walked into a sex shop and realized that the available products for men severely lagged behind toys for women.

    He explains his epiphany on the Tenga website:

    “There were so many improvements I could think to make. There is the possibility here to create something revolutionary. This is the moment when I decided to commit myself. Now that I go back and think about it, it all happened in a matter of 15 minutes or so. This is the beginning of TENGA.”

    When he launched his first prototype in 2005 — with the bold but prescient motto “The future of masturbation is now” — Tenga became an almost overnight sensation in Japan.

    Tenga sold over 1 million units its first year, but Matsumoto didn’t stop there. Today, Tenga customers can choose from a popular line of disposable masturbation products with colorful names like Tenga Onacups, Deep Throat Cup, Soft Tube Cup and Double Hole Cup, among others.

    The one product that has made Tenga a household name in may countries around the world, however, is the Tenga Egg. Debuting in 2008, Tenga has sold approximately 6.5 million of the egg-shaped disposable masturbators.
    Continued at: http://www.salon.com/2012/08/01/japa...ation_salpart/
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  • Roo
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 3446

    #2
    So much wonderful word play there: "Disposable Masturbators", "The Future of Masturbation is NOW", "Create something Revolutionary". Revolutionary? Dude takes his beating off quite seriously! THE FUTURE OF MASTURBATION IS NOW. The future, of.... masturbation, is.... Now. I'll remember that next time I take matters into my own hand. It will be my mantra.

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    • wa3zrm
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 4436

      #3
      They fail to mention "intellectual masturbation."
      If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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      • Thunder_Snus
        Member
        • Oct 2011
        • 1316

        #4
        Isn't japan the place they have porn of octopuses screwing people in all holes? And why is anything to do with masturbation a household name? Does a family gather around and talk about the new masturbation tools with father and son?

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #5
          [QUOTE=Thunder_Snus;479313]Isn't japan the place they have porn of octopuses screwing people in all holes? And why is anything to do with masturbation a household name? Does a family gather around and talk about the new masturbation tools with father and son?[/QUOTE]


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          • GoVegan
            Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 5603

            #6
            So using the hand is now considered to be old school?

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            • Crow
              Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 4312

              #7
              Originally posted by wa3zrm
              They fail to mention "intellectual masturbation."
              Cheeky worm.
              Words of Wisdom

              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
              Frosted: lucky twat
              Frosted: Aussie slags
              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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              • Crow
                Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 4312

                #8
                Originally posted by GoVegan
                So using the hand is now considered to be old school?
                I guess so, and I guess that makes me an old school kind of guy.

                The rest of you can keep your fleshlights and stress relief balls.

                These pocket pussies (fleshlights) remind me of a product that was featured years ago on Martin Sargent's TV show:



                We've sure come a long way...
                Words of Wisdom

                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                Frosted: lucky twat
                Frosted: Aussie slags
                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #9
                  I just sent this round the office for a laugh! Hahahahaha. WHen Whalen sees this he will wonder what all the fuss is about, he will have had once since 2005! lol

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                  • Bigblue1
                    Banned Users
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 3923

                    #10

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                    • whalen
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 6593

                      #11
                      Originally posted by skell18
                      i just sent this round the office for a laugh! Hahahahaha. When whalen sees this he will wonder what all the fuss is about, he will have had once since 2005! Lol
                      y2k!.............
                      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                      • Skell18
                        Member
                        • May 2012
                        • 7067

                        #12
                        Originally posted by whalen
                        y2k!.............
                        hahahahaha

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