Dear Mr. GN [this is how much I love you]

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9759
    #1

    Dear Mr. GN [this is how much I love you]

    Hello Sir, just about 2 weeks ago I shipped off a "gift" to you at the address that I had on file and was confirmed by you. I need to know if you have recieved the "gift". I realize you may be away from home quite often and are quite buzy. I would appreciate to know if you have recieved the slightly unusual "gift" I shipped off to you. Please respond at your convience.

    Thank you

    PP


    edit;
    I realize that you may not want to disclose the nature of the "gift" on this public forum. I just need to know that you recieved it.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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  • halocog
    Member
    • Oct 2011
    • 649
    #2
    You should give me his address. I want to send him a French mailorder bride
    Originally posted by Frosted
    I knew he was committed as an actor but I think he went too far in his latest role as Princess Diana

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    • Skell18
      Member
      • May 2012
      • 7067
      #3
      Fleshlight with your face on it? Or Whalen's?

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      • whalen
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 6593
        #4
        Originally posted by skell18
        fleshlight with your face on it? Or whalen's?
        how the phuq did you guess that so quick.
        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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        • whalen
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 6593
          #5
          Just a quick note, if PP sends you something that you did not ask for, do not under any circumstance accept or open it! There is a serious shortage of blue barrels right now! Just sayin!
          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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          • Crow
            Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 4312
            #6
            I'd like to experience once of PP's "gifts", no matter how strange or bizarre.

            Then again.......
            Words of Wisdom

            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
            Frosted: lucky twat
            Frosted: Aussie slags
            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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            • whalen
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 6593
              #7
              Originally posted by Crow
              I'd like to experience once of PP's "gifts", no matter how strange or bizarre.

              Then again.......
              No! No you would not! Trust me! I happen to be privy to what the contents of that box are, and lets just get this straight right now, I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED BY WHAT PP HAS GONE AND SENT YOU GN! Shocked, disgusted, and just a little bit more than curious actually! Just wanted to go on the record here!
              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593
                #8
                Every body can send me your guesses written on a can of snus at.....................!
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067
                  #9
                  Originally posted by whalen
                  how the phuq did you guess that so quick.
                  Would it have been anything else? lol

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759
                    #10
                    lol that particular fleshlight has been discontinued for a long time now. I don't give shit if you google the crap out of it.....They might show it on a sex toy website but they will not have it anymore. Thats pretty much a guarantee.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9759
                      #11
                      Originally posted by whalen
                      Every body can send me your guesses written on a can of snus at.....................!

                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Snusdog
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6752
                        #12
                        Seriously..........if you get the box and it has air holes in it............it's PP's wife.............just put "return to sender" on it.....but by no means open it.............last time this happened.............she was pissed as HELL
                        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9759
                          #13
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                            Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 7035
                            #14
                            I have not got it yet but probobly Tomorow ..

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                            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                              Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 7035
                              #15
                              Originally posted by whalen
                              Just a quick note, if PP sends you something that you did not ask for, do not under any circumstance accept or open it! There is a serious shortage of blue barrels right now! Just sayin!
                              As i should not open the video you suggested to watch , am I right ?

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