Dear Mr. GN [this is how much I love you]

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9759

    #46
    Originally posted by Crow
    That language is German.

    Sounds like a fun toy for a woman, but seeing as it's a "couple's vibrator"; how well does it perform for the man when he's inside her?
    it does the job for the guy. for the gal its incredible. It can be used solo by man or woman if need be. I got that for GN and his wife. To make them both happy.

    I figure if GNs wife is happy GN will be happy. Then when he comes to snuson he will make us happy. I have a plan...........



    I think he was so blown away by the package hes just trying to figure everything out. He hasn't mentioned all the stuff that I sent in that package......yet.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Crow
      Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #47
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots
      It can be used solo by man if need be.
      How? Do you wrap it around your package while you pull the goalie?
      Words of Wisdom

      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #48
        Originally posted by Crow
        How? Do you wrap it around your package while you pull the goalie?
        I suppose. I haven't had the need to try it solo. But it vibrates like crazy so I guess it might help. It might be good for ball stimulation while keeping the goalie buzy, Idk. I do know that my prissy lil catholic italian wife learned to love it after useing it a time or two on her. If ones wife isn't into such devices just lay one of those bulbs on her button properly and see what happens. After shes done screaming from orgazim she love you long time.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Crow
          Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #49
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          I do know that my prissy lil catholic italian wife learned to love it after useing it a time or two on her. If ones wife isn't into such devices just lay one of those bulbs on her button properly and see what happens. After shes done screaming from orgazim she love you long time.
          Right on.

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          I bet your wife really digs the "cha-cha" setting
          Words of Wisdom

          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9759

            #50



            I knew Dear Mr. GN would never post a photo. So I took a few before I shipped the goodies off to him.
            hehe
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • Frosted
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              #51
              Lmfao @ the lollipop

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9759

                #52
                Originally posted by Extreme
                Lmfao @ the lollipop
                Hey!!!! I'll have you know thats a genuine John Deere lollipop. Those are hard to come by. You can see the deer on the label.
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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