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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    All Future Humans Will Look Brazilian

    It really happened: Six generations of inbreeding spanning the years 1800 to 1960 caused an isolated population of humans living in the hills of Kentucky to become blue-skinned.
    The startlingly blue people, all descendants of a French immigrant named Martin Fugate and still living near his original settlement on the banks of Troublesome Creek when hematologists studied them in the 1960s, turned out to have a rare blood condition called methemoglobinemia. A recessive gene was pairing with itself to change the molecular composition of their blood, making it brown as opposed to red, which tinted their skin blue.
    The hematologists' attempt to trace the history of the mutant gene revealed a gnarly Fugate family tree, contorted by many an intermarriage between first cousins, aunts and nephews, and the like over the generations. Dennis Stacy, whose great-great-grandfather on both his mother's and father's sides was the same person — Henley Fugate — offered a simple explanation for the rampant interbreeding: In the old days in eastern Kentucky, Stacy said, "There was no roads."
    It sounds sordid at worst and lazy at best, but in fact, the Fugates' tale is a miniature version of the story of human coupling since time immemorial. Local populations interbreed, causing a sharing of genes, a resulting in-group physical resemblance and, eventually, identification as a distinct race or ethnic group. According to Stephen Stearns, a Yale professor of ecology and evolutionary biology, before the invention of the bicycle, the average distance between the birthplaces of spouses in England was 1 mile (1.6 kilometers). During the latter half of the 19th century, bikes upped the distance men went courting to 30 miles (48 km), on average. Scholars have identified similar patterns in other European countries.

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  • halocog
    Member
    • Oct 2011
    • 649

    #2


    I have no problem with this.
    Originally posted by Frosted
    I knew he was committed as an actor but I think he went too far in his latest role as Princess Diana

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    • Snusdog
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 6752

      #3
      This is great news...............I just told the wife to go buy a thong.........sooo.......how long are we talking here.........do I have time to grab a sandwitch or something.......or should I stay close
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #4
        I call bull crap!! Its not the generations of inbreeding at all. Its because they have little access to snus so they have to keep reusing the same portions. We all know what happens when you consume used snus don't we.......

        http://www.snuson.com/forum/showthre...ght=blue+worms
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Crow
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          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #5
          Ahhh yes.. The legendary blue snus worms.. How are the little buggers doing these days?
          Words of Wisdom

          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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          • OregonNative
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            • Aug 2009
            • 647

            #6
            PP, you are a wise man. I think you should become a teacher.

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            • rickcharles606
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 2307

              #7
              This is a true story, they live in an area near Hazard, KY. I've met one member of this family and it's CRAZY because they really do have a blue-ish tint to their skin.

              Now, they don't "interbreed" anymore, but I guess the damage was done generations ago ;-)

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #8
                Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                I call bull crap!! Its not the generations of inbreeding at all. Its because they have little access to snus so they have to keep reusing the same portions. We all know what happens when you consume used snus don't we.......

                http://www.snuson.com/forum/showthre...ght=blue+worms
                so wait........I've got the whole worm thing covered (more like a purple helmeted python of love to be exact.......)

                ........but what about the thong.........am I getting some REO butt.......or is this all just sliping through the "crack"


                get it...."crack"......"butt crack"......thongs....crack..Reo butt?????...oh for crying out loud.......its a play on words...........ya'll try to stay with me here
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • Crow
                  Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 4312

                  #9
                  Did you get into my stash today?

                  Bad dog!
                  Words of Wisdom

                  Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                  Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                  Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                  Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                  Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                  Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                  Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                  Frosted: lucky twat
                  Frosted: Aussie slags
                  Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Snusdog
                    so wait........I've got the whole worm thing covered (more like a purple helmeted python of love to be exact.......)

                    ........but what about the thong.........am I getting some REO butt.......or is this all just sliping through the "crack"


                    get it...."crack"......"butt crack"......thongs....crack..Reo butt?????...oh for crying out loud.......its a play on words...........ya'll try to stay with me here
                    Your not helping that "inbreeding" argument one bit with this! And, I have your purple helmeted Python of love "right here"! Yours is more like a Tape worm in a tube top. A pygmy rat with a yamaka!


                    Don't make me run this through the "fact check", we both lose!
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                    • whalen
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 6593

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Crow
                      Did you get into my stash today?

                      Bad dog!
                      I love the Cheech and Chong where they are following the dog around picking up the poop!
                      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                      • halocog
                        Member
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 649

                        #12
                        Originally posted by rickcharles606
                        This is a true story, they live in an area near Hazard, KY. I've met one member of this family and it's CRAZY because they really do have a blue-ish tint to their skin.

                        Now, they don't "interbreed" anymore, but I guess the damage was done generations ago ;-)
                        What area near Hazard? I didn't know they were that close to my hometown lol.
                        Originally posted by Frosted
                        I knew he was committed as an actor but I think he went too far in his latest role as Princess Diana

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                        • Ainkor
                          Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 1144

                          #13
                          Originally posted by halocog


                          I have no problem with this.
                          Heck yeah. Will everyone get a brazillian wax job too?

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                          • Thunder_Snus
                            Member
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 1316

                            #14
                            So how will everyone be brazillian because of what happened in kentucky?
                            I've heard the similar theory of everyone will be one race several times but thats just not something thats going to happen.
                            There are people now who are 1/74 cherokee and 3/64 asian and things like that. Coupled with the fact that some people are not open to intterracial marriage it makes this incredibly hard to happen.
                            How many white/iraqi couples do you see? German/Asian? etc etc
                            So you have these people with very obscure mixes like 1/100, 1/18 etc etc and the fact that many different groups having children together isnt likely just makes it seem impossible.

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                            • Bigblue1
                              Banned Users
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 3923

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Thunder_Snus
                              So how will everyone be brazillian because of what happened in kentucky?
                              I've heard the similar theory of everyone will be one race several times but thats just not something thats going to happen.
                              There are people now who are 1/74 cherokee and 3/64 asian and things like that. Coupled with the fact that some people are not open to intterracial marriage it makes this incredibly hard to happen.
                              How many white/iraqi couples do you see? German/Asian? etc etc
                              So you have these people with very obscure mixes like 1/100, 1/18 etc etc and the fact that many different groups having children together isnt likely just makes it seem impossible.
                              They didn't say Be Brazilian they said look Brazilian. Read the whole article and it will make some sense. Being that it seems dark genes seem to be more normal in the world and less recessive say like red hair, green eyes, and freckles.....

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