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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
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    Naked Cave Man Nails Obama, Romney

    Man Living in Cave for Years Says He's Not Bothering Anyone El Pasoans hiking up McKelligon Canyon expect a stunning view of the mountain and city and maybe even a glimpse at a rabbit or other wildlife. They don’t expect to see a naked man who’s been living in a cave for three years. A group of friends said their Sunday morning hike was spoiled after they came upon a mysterious cave that had furniture, personal effects, and other signs that someone was living there. Chris Redfearn, one of the hikers, shot cell phone video of the cave and surrounding area. Then, out of nowhere, a naked man jumped out of the cave, chasing the hikers down the mountain, and giving them quite a scare, Redfearn said. People living at an apartment complex at the foot of the mountain said they’ve known about the cave dweller for a while and that they are afraid of him. “Normally, he's like wandering around,” one apartment complex inhabitant said. “We never know what time he's going to show.” They sometimes spot him early in the morning, bathing in their laundry room, or even working out on a jungle gym. "I don't feel safe,” one neighbor said. SNIP He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush,"The man said he's not hurting anyone, lives off of donations and recycling cans. "What is my crime? You ask my good neighbors, most of them help me," he said before dismissing those that complain about him as busy bodies. "I'm sin free in every city. I'm baptized and saved. They need to worry about their own selves, to repent and help the community more." Watch the full interview with the cave dweller here Warning, it does contain some strong language. (Excerpt) Read more at kvia.com ...

    'Naked Caveman' Supports Himself by Donating Blood & Strikes Fear Into Hikers on TX Mountain

    'Naked caveman' striking fear into hikers who stumble across him on the mountain he has called home for three years while supporting himself by donating blood
    A mountain community in Texas claims it is being terrorised by a 'naked caveman' who lives in the hills and harasses hikers and passers-by.
    The man has apparently occupied a remote cave above El Paso for three years, and supports himself by donating blood plasma and recycling cans.
    But local residents say they have seen him prowling around their houses, and are intimidated by his aggressive behaviour.
    The inhabitants of an apartment complex at the foot of McKelligon Canyon are accustomed to seeing the man bathing in their laundry room and working out on the children's jungle gym.
    While some tolerate his eccentric appearances, others are less welcoming - one resident told KVIA, 'I don't feel safe,' while there are allegations he has stolen clothes from the complex.
    And when a group of hikers took a day-trip up the canyon, they accidentally stumbled across the mysterious man's dwelling, a tumbledown shelter filled with old furniture.
    As they investigated, a naked man jumped out and chased them down the mountain.

    Home: The man has constructed this rudimentary cave in McKelligon Canyon, to the dismay of hikers

    (Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
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  • lxskllr
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    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    I've read about him before. Pretty interesting dude. He's more hip to the nature of politics than most Americans that have the best technology at their fingertips :^D

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    • Bigblue1
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      • Dec 2008
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      #3
      Full interview: I like this guy. Eff these people and leave the guy alone. Who gives a shit if he's naked.....

      http://www.kvia.com/video/Full-inter...i/-/index.html

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      • Snusdog
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        • Jun 2008
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        #4
        Damn....I guess he keeps all the parrots and blue barrels around back


        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • LordJ
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          • Jul 2009
          • 190

          #5
          Originally posted by Bigblue1
          Full interview: I like this guy. Eff these people and leave the guy alone. Who gives a shit if he's naked.....

          http://www.kvia.com/video/Full-inter...i/-/index.html
          I don't know man, weird homeless guy bathing in their laundry room, stealing their clothes, and hanging out at the kids playground..sure, no problems there....

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          • Premium Parrots
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            • Feb 2008
            • 9760

            #6
            Originally posted by LordJ
            I don't know man, weird homeless guy bathing in their laundry room, stealing their clothes, and hanging out at the kids playground..sure, no problems there....
            now that theres funny.







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            • GoVegan
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              • Oct 2009
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              #7
              PP lives in Texas?

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              • Bigblue1
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                • Dec 2008
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                #8
                Originally posted by LordJ
                I don't know man, weird homeless guy bathing in their laundry room, stealing their clothes, and hanging out at the kids playground..sure, no problems there....
                All that is alleged activity. If he was causing a problem why didn't any body report him to the police in the three years he's been there. Takes some crack investigative journalists snickering all the while they accost the guy where he lives and for choosing to live the way he does. I don't know man you can live in your ivory tower and laugh at him. but I'm out.....

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                • BadAxe
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #9
                  Loved this line. "A group of friends said their Sunday morning hike was spoiled after they came upon a mysterious cave that had furniture, personal effects, and other signs that someone was living there". Oh, God forbid your hike was spoiled. There should be no end to the torment and torture of this guy since he spoiled your hike.

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                  • LordJ
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                    • Jul 2009
                    • 190

                    #10
                    So, if I go to the park, bring a chair, get naked and take a shit there, is it my property then? He doesn't own that cave and if people go in there he has no right to yell and them and chase them out like some lunatic. Do the people at the apartments not deservse the same respect, to be able to wash their clothes without some weirdo there washing his balls in the sink? Are you telling me if you lived there you would be cool with that?

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                    • devilock76
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 1737

                      #11
                      For living in a cave he seems way more informed than the average voter...

                      Ken

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                      • truthwolf1
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                        • Oct 2008
                        • 2696

                        #12
                        Saw a similar situation when I was taking lunch in a public park where a half naked guy living in the woods was hustled out by three cops. Homeless and Mentally ill types living in the woods has been pretty common as long as I can remember around here.

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                        • wa3zrm
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                          • May 2009
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                          #13
                          'Naked Caveman' Supports Himself by Donating Blood & Strikes Fear Into Hikers on TX Mountain

                          'Naked caveman' striking fear into hikers who stumble across him on the mountain he has called home for three years while supporting himself by donating blood
                          A mountain community in Texas claims it is being terrorised by a 'naked caveman' who lives in the hills and harasses hikers and passers-by.
                          The man has apparently occupied a remote cave above El Paso for three years, and supports himself by donating blood plasma and recycling cans.
                          But local residents say they have seen him prowling around their houses, and are intimidated by his aggressive behaviour.
                          The inhabitants of an apartment complex at the foot of McKelligon Canyon are accustomed to seeing the man bathing in their laundry room and working out on the children's jungle gym.
                          While some tolerate his eccentric appearances, others are less welcoming - one resident told KVIA, 'I don't feel safe,' while there are allegations he has stolen clothes from the complex.
                          And when a group of hikers took a day-trip up the canyon, they accidentally stumbled across the mysterious man's dwelling, a tumbledown shelter filled with old furniture.
                          As they investigated, a naked man jumped out and chased them down the mountain.

                          Home: The man has constructed this rudimentary cave in McKelligon Canyon, to the dismay of hikers

                          (Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
                          If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                          • Crow
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                            • Oct 2010
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by GoVegan
                            PP lives in Texas?
                            The first thing that came to mind.
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