Have no fear, the Twinkie will survive

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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    Have no fear, the Twinkie will survive

    Even though Hostess is going into bankruptcy, a line of suitors is interested in grabbing some of its brands. And the Twinkie is one of the hottest ones.


    Cheer up, Twinkies fans. The famous yellow snack could probably survive a nuclear attack, so making it through bankruptcy court is a cakewalk.

    The phones at Hostess are ringing off the hook as companies line up to pursue the 30 brands that are for sale, now that the final mediation session between the company and its striking employees has failed.

    Hostess has received "a flood of inquiries" from interested buyers, attorney Heather Lennox told a bankruptcy judge in court this week, according to The Wall Street Journal.

    Unfortunately, all 18,500 workers will lose their jobs at a company that should have been managed better. Hostess has been in bankruptcy before, and emerged a few years ago loaded up with debt from its private equity backers. The company was so underwater, in fact, that it couldn't buy new equipment, The New York Times reports. Hostess had more than $860 million in debt earlier this year.

    Hostess is unfairly pushing all the blame for its troubles on the unions. Still, the unions do bear some responsibility here. High labor costs doomed the company; employees had formed into 12 different unions by the time the end came.
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  • OregonNative
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    • Aug 2009
    • 647

    #2
    I'm not a twinkie fan, but I'm glad to see it will still be around. It would be like losing Coca Cola, or McDonalds.

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    • The Stig
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      • Oct 2012
      • 206

      #3
      Yep....I think Pabst is one of the suitors trying to get their hands on it. They were talking about acquiring a bakery and adding it to their portfolio. They're still a privately held company so, my bet is on them to take the Twinkie! :-)

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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #4
        I think it may be too late for a comeback. ;(

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        • Premium Parrots
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          • Feb 2008
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          #5

          You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. But you may not have heard how It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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