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  • Jan
    Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 439
    #1

    Upcoming EU bans

    Does anybody have suggestions as to what the EU might want to ban in the years ahead?
    I figured out the following:

    around 2018: wine gets banned. Reason - alcohol should taste like alcohol. Drinking should not be made attractive. Real Ale and cider is gone too. The French are expected to drink vodka as of now.

    around 2020: Milk and sugar is banned in coffee. Reason: coffee is not good for peoples' health. Hence drinking it must be made a less pleasurable experience.

    around 2025: Christmas and other traditions that are attributed to Christianity are banned across the EU. Reason: Christian traditions may offend certain minorities (even though Sweden, The Netherlands, Belgium have become muslim majority countries by now).

    Le't s see how good we are at predicting things that will happen in the future..
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  • hokiehi82
    Member
    • Jul 2012
    • 227
    #2
    You make a really good point here. What distinguishes alcohol from tobacco. I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that alcohol is bad for you. Can they do the same with snus?

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    • Jan
      Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 439
      #3
      Originally posted by hokiehi82
      You make a really good point here. What distinguishes alcohol from tobacco. I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that alcohol is bad for you. Can they do the same with snus?
      Funny thing is, everything that gives the man pleasure is either unhealthy or immoral or it is illegal.

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758
        #4
        Originally posted by Jan
        Funny thing is, everything that gives the man pleasure is either unhealthy or immoral or it is illegal.
        Dam......I suppose they will be cutting off my right hand.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Skell18
          Member
          • May 2012
          • 7067
          #5
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          Dam......I suppose they will be cutting off my right hand.
          Didn't you hear? The EU is to ban fleshlights from 2014 and anything related to, or that resembles a fleshlight, including Mr Jacks and pocket pussies, to stop young people from going blind!

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          • Ansel
            Member
            • Feb 2011
            • 3696
            #6
            It's official: the EU has decided to ban chocolate. The reason? So that black people don't get offended.

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            • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
              Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 7035
              #7
              Originally posted by Ansel
              It's official: the EU has decided to ban chocolate. The reason? So that black people don't get offended.
              Hahaahahahahaahahahahah

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752
                #8
                Originally posted by Ansel
                It's official: the EU has decided to ban chocolate. The reason? So that black people don't get offended.
                Cause the MAN calls a white cat pussy.........and the black cat bad luck
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • bill77.017
                  Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 2279
                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ansel
                  It's official: the EU has decided to ban chocolate. The reason? So that black people don't get offended.
                  Well if that's the case........then Guinness is f***ed lol.

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                  • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                    Member
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 7035
                    #10
                    Originally posted by bill77.017
                    Well if that's the case........then Guinness is f***ed lol.
                    Hahahaha have you heard that Obama call Christmas tree now as Holliday tree ...

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                    • bill77.017
                      Member
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 2279
                      #11
                      Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                      Hahahaha have you heard that Obama call Christmas tree now as Holliday tree ...
                      They're all feckin mad GN. Whatever happened to tradition???

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                      • Skell18
                        Member
                        • May 2012
                        • 7067
                        #12
                        Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                        Hahahaha have you heard that Obama call Christmas tree now as Holliday tree ...
                        Thats just disrespecting Santa's birthday!

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                        • Anthony
                          Member
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 249
                          #13
                          Hate to bring you bad news -- not that the EU would look at the data -- but wine drinkers live an average 5 years longer than non-drinkers and 2.5 years longer than beer or liquor drinkers...

                          http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp...Nxf01-IZXGjVdQ

                          I'd bet snusers live longer than non snusers -- based on my personal prejudices and bountiful optimism. Someone should sponsor this study...

                          Skål

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                          • trebli
                            Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 797
                            #14
                            EU diplomats approve new anti tobacco legislation

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                            • squeezyjohn
                              Member
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2497
                              #15
                              What? ^^^

                              Have they distilled Chad, and put him in a bottle??

                              I'm not surprised the EU want to ban that.
                              Squeezyjohn

                              Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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