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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    The Crow's Nest

    Parrot has a thread of his own... Even Eric has one (though he's no longer with us, and I've been using his thread to post me own stuff)...

    So, without further ado, enter the warped mind of Mr Crow!

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    As for today's lesson... Let's say "Hello" to the tall man with Mr Rogers!

    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow
  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #2
    **** YOU! **** YOU! **** YOU! **** YOU! AND THEM TOO!

    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

    Comment

    • Crow
      Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #3
      Posted this one in Eric's thread a little while back...

      Words of Wisdom

      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
      Frosted: lucky twat
      Frosted: Aussie slags
      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

      Comment

      • Crow
        Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 4312

        #4
        Warning: Contains content that may offend.

        One more for today..........

        Words of Wisdom

        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
        Frosted: lucky twat
        Frosted: Aussie slags
        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

        Comment

        • Crow
          Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #5
          Ah, what the hell.... One more... This one is right up Parrot's alley, me thinks.

          External link (I had the chop the video from the full episode)

          http://www.tubechop.com/watch/948044
          Words of Wisdom

          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

          Comment

          • Skell18
            Member
            • May 2012
            • 7067

            #6
            Originally posted by Crow
            Posted this one in Eric's thread a little while back...

            That one is amazingly funny!!

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            • Crow
              Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 4312

              #7
              Originally posted by Skell18
              That one is amazingly funny!!
              Yep, it's so good; I had to post it twice!
              Words of Wisdom

              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
              Frosted: lucky twat
              Frosted: Aussie slags
              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

              Comment

              • Skell18
                Member
                • May 2012
                • 7067

                #8
                Originally posted by Crow
                Yep, it's so good; I had to post it twice!
                Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch? LOL

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                • Crow
                  Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 4312

                  #9
                  He was reluctant to say that too... But I'm sure glad he did!

                  Here are the outtakes:

                  Words of Wisdom

                  Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                  Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                  Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                  Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                  Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                  Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                  Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                  Frosted: lucky twat
                  Frosted: Aussie slags
                  Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                  Comment

                  • Burnsey
                    Member
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 2572

                    #10
                    Good stuff, thanks Crow.

                    Comment

                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #11
                      Warning: Contains content that may offend.

                      Here's another gem from Dave:

                      Not responsible for the poster's side comments. It's the only clip I can find on the Youtubes, and I don't have a digital copy on hand.

                      Words of Wisdom

                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                      Comment

                      • Crow
                        Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 4312

                        #12
                        Warning: Contains content that may offend

                        Words of Wisdom

                        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                        Frosted: lucky twat
                        Frosted: Aussie slags
                        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                        Comment

                        • Skell18
                          Member
                          • May 2012
                          • 7067

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Crow
                          Here's another gem from Dave:

                          Not responsible for the poster's side comments. It's the only clip I can find on the Youtubes, and I don't have a digital copy on hand.

                          Another gem, love me some Chappelle's show!

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                          • Crow
                            Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 4312

                            #14
                            Warning: Contains content that may offend

                            Words of Wisdom

                            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                            Frosted: lucky twat
                            Frosted: Aussie slags
                            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                            Comment

                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #15
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                              Comment

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