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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #46
    Originally posted by Bigblue1
    While I agree with the guys thoughts on the church and papacy. He is a far cry from "The most epic and hilarious comedian" check out a real comedian like Louis CK or even better Doug Stanhope
    I enjoyed this one too.
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    • Crow
      Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #47
      Words of Wisdom

      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
      Frosted: lucky twat
      Frosted: Aussie slags
      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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      • Crow
        Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 4312

        #48


        .............and now, here's something we think you'll really like! (extra credit if you got the reference)
        Words of Wisdom

        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
        Frosted: lucky twat
        Frosted: Aussie slags
        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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        • Crow
          Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #49
          A bit of a history lesson...........

          Again, not responsible for the user's little sidenotes (namely, the video of him showing off his guns). I'm starting to think I need to upload these clips myself...



          Mixed with wanton violence............

          Words of Wisdom

          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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          • Crow
            Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 4312

            #50




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            Someone else's turn.............
            Words of Wisdom

            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
            Frosted: lucky twat
            Frosted: Aussie slags
            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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            • Bigblue1
              Banned Users
              • Dec 2008
              • 3923

              #51
              I just saw this for the first time. It's a Doug stanhope show from 2004 recorded live by an audience member. Well like Joe Rogan doug is friends with Alex and he asked him to open up the show. So Alex goes off on a tirade and riles up the crowd then all hilarity ensues. Doug is playing referee but being as smart as he is and knowing that Alex speaks a lot of truth bends a bit to Alex's side. Anyway watch and enjoy....

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              • Crow
                Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 4312

                #52
                Originally posted by Bigblue1
                I just saw this for the first time. It's a Doug stanhope show from 2004 recorded live by an audience member. Well like Joe Rogan doug is friends with Alex and he asked him to open up the show. So Alex goes off on a tirade and riles up the crowd then all hilarity ensues. Doug is playing referee but being as smart as he is and knowing that Alex speaks a lot of truth bends a bit to Alex's side. Anyway watch and enjoy....

                Good stuff! Best viewed whilst high.
                Words of Wisdom

                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                Frosted: lucky twat
                Frosted: Aussie slags
                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                • Faylool
                  Member
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 496

                  #53
                  These are weird just listening to them. My little iPad won't let me see. I feel so fringey

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                  • Crow
                    Member
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 4312

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Faylool
                    These are weird just listening to them. My little iPad won't let me see. I feel so fringey
                    You should've bought a Surface Pro instead.............
                    Words of Wisdom

                    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                    Frosted: lucky twat
                    Frosted: Aussie slags
                    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                    • Nuusku
                      Member
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 993

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Crow
                      whilst high.
                      (

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                      • GoVegan
                        Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 5603

                        #56
                        I watched a few episodes of Weeds on Netflix. I really wanted to like it and find a substitute for Trailer Park Boys but to me, it was kind of a snoozer.

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                        • Crow
                          Member
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 4312

                          #57
                          Originally posted by GoVegan
                          I watched a few episodes of Weeds on Netflix. I really wanted to like it and find a substitute for Trailer Park Boys but to me, it was kind of a snoozer.
                          It's not supposed to be a substitute for Trailer Park Boys, bud.

                          It's a story that has true depth and meaning. It's not intended to make you laugh like a sitcom or mockumentary would (though it has its fun comedic moments).

                          You should give it another go sometime, you might change your mind!
                          Words of Wisdom

                          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                          Frosted: lucky twat
                          Frosted: Aussie slags
                          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                          • GoVegan
                            Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 5603

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Crow
                            It's not supposed to be a substitute for Trailer Park Boys, bud.

                            It's a story that has true depth and meaning. It's not intended to make you laugh like a sitcom or mockumentary would (though it has its fun comedic moments).

                            You should give it another go sometime, you might change your mind!
                            I sensed that but I leave for work around 7:00 and sometimes dont get home until 8:00 or 9:00 at night. I don't want depth or meaning after a long commute. I just want to laugh.

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                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #59
                              Make it a bedtime ritual or summits. You said it was a snoozer, so enjoy it slow!
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                              Comment

                              • Crow
                                Member
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 4312

                                #60
                                Sometimes the best jokes are delivered slow. I know I posted this one already (last week); but how can you not be amused by this?



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                                Alright, enough of Weeds... Time to crow about something else.
                                Words of Wisdom

                                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                                Frosted: lucky twat
                                Frosted: Aussie slags
                                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                                Comment

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