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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9759

    wa3zrm will gladly set you free!!

    'Zip-related genital injuries' send thousands of men to ER each year

    I thought it was just me. But according to a study published this month in the British Journal of Urology International by a University of California San Francisco urology resident named Herman Singh Bagga, an estimated 17,616 people wound up in U.S. emergency rooms between 2002 and 2012 because they caught their genitals, almost always penises, in zippers.

    If you’re giggling right now, you’ve......


    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51248766/n...h-mens_health/
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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  • codyg140
    Member
    • Jan 2013
    • 705

    #2
    Love the fact that wearing underwear and paying attention is the way to prevent this. Like who would think wang+sharp,pinching objects= a reaaaaallyy bad result lol

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    • Snusdog
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 6752

      #3
      Who goes to the hospital because a little foreskin got caught in the zipper.............you grit your teeth........yank the zipper down as fast as you can....cus like a mofo.........while your wife laughs at you..............

      er....um.......or so I'm told
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #4
        SD I actually love when that happens. When the wife is finished laffing she kisses it to make it feel better.










        sometimes I even fake getting it caught in the zipper.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Zimobog
          Member
          • Jan 2013
          • 585

          #5
          Sometimes I even fake having a foreskin to get caught in my zipper so my wife will kiss it when it "happens".

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          • rickcharles606
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 2307

            #6
            There will be BLOOD, is NOT just a movie title. Oh, and scarring too, can't forget the scarring.

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            • wa3zrm
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 4436

              #7
              Originally posted by rickcharles606
              There will be BLOOD, is NOT just a movie title. Oh, and scarring too, can't forget the scarring.
              The severity of the scaring is directly related to the length of the hospital stay. Then there is the plastic surgery...
              If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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              • CoderGuy
                Member
                • Jul 2009
                • 2679

                #8
                Happily this has never happened to me. Now getting the tip caught in your sock while putting them on sometimes is really irritating!

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                • Snusdog
                  Member
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 6752

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CoderGuy
                  Happily this has never happened to me. Now getting the tip caught in your sock while putting them on sometimes is really irritating!
                  Especially when the socks are still in the drawer across the room............oh come on ...................I can't be the only one

                  When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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