Freddie Mercury Snuck Princess Diana Into A Gay Bar Dressed In Drag

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  • Crow
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    • Oct 2010
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    Freddie Mercury Snuck Princess Diana Into A Gay Bar Dressed In Drag

    Leave it to a yank to report this -

    According to a new book, Queen Legend Freddie Mercury snuck Princess Diana into a notorious gay bar in the late 1980s -- and the beloved royal went unnoticed.

    In "The Power of Positive Drinking," comedian Cleo Rocos writes about how she, TV star Kenny Everett and Mercury disguised Princess Diana as a male model so that she could sneak into the Royal Vauxhall Tavern in south London. Dressed in an army jacket, black cap and sunglasses, Diana enjoyed a night out on the town, free of attention.

    "When we walked in ... we felt she was obviously Princess Diana and would be discovered at any minute. But people just seemed to blank her. She sort of disappeared. But she loved it," Rocos says, adding that the venue was packed, but the presence of Mercury, Everett and herself helped divert attention from Diana so that she could order drinks at the bar. The group left after about 20 minutes.

    "She did look like a beautiful young man," Rocos explains. "She was always a very fit girl, so they might have thought, 'There's a nice young man with pert buttocks.'"
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  • whalen
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    • May 2009
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    #2
    You were there? Not that there was anything wrong with that..........
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    • Crow
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      • Oct 2010
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      #3
      I'm not quoting it as fact. The first 5 words of the article should already explain it to you. Take it with a grain of salt, but an interesting story nonetheless.
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      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
      Frosted: lucky twat
      Frosted: Aussie slags
      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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      • whalen
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        • May 2009
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        #4
        Damn, now i got to actually read them before posting, really gonna slow down my style there Funyuns!
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        • Crow
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          • Oct 2010
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          #5
          Have another bong rip, whale meat.
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          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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          • whalen
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            • May 2009
            • 6593

            #6
            Originally posted by Crow
            Have another bong rip, whale meat.
            Exactly!!!!!!!!!!
            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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