I like my snus and my women the same way

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  • ponysoprano
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 562

    #1

    I like my snus and my women the same way

    Strong and Long-Lasting.

    aren't you glad I didn't say loose and flavorless?


    :shock:
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9760

    #2
    ............or "smelly and wet"




    ............or "cheap and easy" to get




    ............or...............
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • ponysoprano
      Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 562

      #3
      I'm having a good time thinking of all your posts, Parrot, in the groundskeeper Willy Scottish accent! It makes your already humorous posts even better! lol

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9760

        #4
        lmao..........yea I work for the school district in Springfield. I actually have kind of a French/Scottish accent. But when I snus I sound alittle like a Viking after being kicked in the nuts. Not that its a bad thing tho.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • sagedil
          Member
          • Nov 2007
          • 7077

          #5
          LMAO. And I think I get bored and post crazy sh** when I can't sleep. ponysoprano, we BOTH need to start working soon :lol:

          I did get a call today about a job. Just waiting for my 2nd Elyxr to fully kick in before I call them back.

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          • B
            New Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 4

            #6
            Cold and bitter?

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            • Wholesome
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 65

              #7
              Finely ground and in the freezer?

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              • ponysoprano
                Member
                • Jul 2008
                • 562

                #8
                hahaha!! or white and Swedish!

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                • RobME
                  Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 387

                  #9
                  or dark & spicy. Doin' it without the bag. (I'm gonna stop here) 8)

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                  • Wholesome
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 65

                    #10
                    Imported and in a can? OK, I've had my fun.

                    Btw ponysoprano, I too am a Neurosis fan! Have yet to see them live :cry:

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                    • sagedil
                      Member
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 7077

                      #11
                      Moist and Yummy

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                      • Xobeloot
                        Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2542

                        #12
                        I made it to Tampa for yet another weekend. I'll chime in on this thread after a few more beers :lol:

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                        • toekuttr
                          Member
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 197

                          #13
                          Bitter, black and tangy. :P

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                          • Wholesome
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 65

                            #14
                            Cannot wait to hear what the Xobe will come up with...

                            You know, I was planning on going to bed, but now I gots to go get a beer out of the fridge.....

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                            • Grim
                              Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 850

                              #15
                              Big enough around for at least 3 fingers.

                              lol

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