Internet Terrorists....My take

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  • whalen
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    • May 2009
    • 6593

    Internet Terrorists....My take

    Well today they were discussing on the Radio the fact that there may be a new form of terrorist that becomes radicalized through their exposure over the internet, as opposed to direct contact with groups.

    I was amazed to find that they may be spot on........Take the sad case of "Joe", this is this story.......


    In 2008 Joe decides to quit smoking due to increased taxes by the "Government", he did not give a hoot that the money was for the "children"...

    Joe finds Camel Mellow snus, but is still not satisfied.

    Joe goes on the internet and finds "Swedish" Snus, Joe quits smoking.

    The "Government" cracks down on Snus, Now Joe gets pissed.

    Joe begins suffering Mental anguish as a direct result of only being able to get his snus from Northerner, who torments Joe relentlessly by not shipping partial orders in a timely manner. Joe is angry all the time.

    Then Joe's Governor bans all phone, internet, and Mail snus ordering. Joe is seething now.....

    As a diversion, Joe begins experimenting with new and confusing internet groups that center around "My lil Pony", and falls into a depression after debasing himself over and over while watching "My lil Pony"..............

    Finally, one day, Joe finds that his beloved Brandy Alexander is being discontinued........Joe snaps and takes out an entire Boy scout camp while munching on a whole bag of Chick Fillet burgers.

    Joe would never have done this if he had never goggled "Swedish Snus"......
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  • Snusdog
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    • Jun 2008
    • 6752

    #2
    Thank goodness Chick Fillet does not sell burgers.............otherwise that scout camp would be screwed


    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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    • whalen
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 6593

      #3
      Well it was hypothetical..............
      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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      • whalen
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 6593

        #4
        Can you imagine what eating a whole bag of those would do to you?Click image for larger version

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        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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        • whalen
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 6593

          #5
          Those tail chasing days are over...........
          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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          • whalen
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 6593

            #6
            P.S> Don't tell Joe!
            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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            • Frosted
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              #7
              .....Joe then decides to post all the worlds news on snuson just in case we dont get any outside of prison.

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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593

                #8
                Originally posted by Frosted
                .....Joe then decides to post all the worlds news on snuson just in case we dont get any outside of prison.
                Man, sorry, I did notice that you had not been posting as much, but didn't know, sorry to hear.
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • whalen
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                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  #9
                  Forget to close the curtains again?
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    #10
                    Hey, if you need me, i will be posting over at the pony site..............Yippy yi yo tiyay ! Giddy up!
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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