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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #1

    BREAKING NEWS: Frosted arrested in Northern Washington for shagging animals

    You thought this was going to be a Worms post, didn't you?

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    A convicted drug-runner and unapologetic advocate of zoophilia — sex between animals and humans — was warned by a federal judge on Friday that he’s flirting with violating the conditions of his prison release by having others post comments on the Internet on his behalf.

    Douglas Spink, 42, appeared before U.S. District Judge Ricardo Martinez in Seattle after concerns had been raised about Spink’s access to the Internet through third parties, including his mother. Spink allegedly had been having others post comments to websites affiliated with bestiality.

    Spink is living with his mother after being released from prison after serving time for his 2005 arrest on drug charges. He was given a lenient, three-year sentence because of his extensive cooperation with investigators.

    One of Spink’s attorneys, James Turner, of Bellingham, said his client believes that the controversy surrounding human-animal sex is shaping up to be the “civil-rights fight of the 21st century, much like gay rights.”

    After the hearing, Spink said he’s misunderstood and maligned, and has never hurt an animal. He said he could sum up his philosophy in a single phrase: “Humans are not the only sexual species,” he said.

    Martinez warned Spink that the court could do nothing about his ideas, “but I can control your actions.”

    A representative of the U.S. Office of Probation and Parole said it appeared that Spink, who owned and operated a computer security company, was attempting to get around the court’s order that he avoid the Internet unless he agrees to having his computer use monitored.

    Martinez told Spink that he understands that rules “chafe,” but that he must find a way to live within them or face another stretch in federal prison.

    Earlier this month, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld Martinez’s decision to have the government wipe the hard drives of computers seized from Spink when he was arrested at his property in 2009 near Sumas at what Whatcom County officials have described as an animal-sex farm.

    Spink was barely out of federal prison on drug charges at the time and the incident resulted in Martinez finding that he had violated conditions of his release by engaging in animal cruelty and eventually sending him back to prison for nearly three years.

    Federal agents have been unable to access the hard drives, which they feared contained encrypted material related to bestiality.

    The appeals court decided that it was better to be safe and wipe the drives than risk allowing Spink access to any hidden files.

    A London man, Stephen Clarke, was also arrested at the Whatcom County property and pleaded guilty to animal-cruelty charges.

    He testified that he had traveled from London to Spink’s property to have sex with Spink’s dogs and horses.

    Police recovered several hours of videotape recordings of Clarke’s activities, according to court files.


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    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9760

    #2
    Originally posted by Crow
    You thought this was going to be a Worms post, didn't you?

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    A convicted drug-runner and unapologetic advocate of zoophilia — sex between animals and humans — was warned by a federal judge on Friday that he’s flirting with violating the conditions of his prison release by having others post comments on the Internet on his behalf.

    Douglas Spink, 42, appeared before U.S. District Judge Ricardo Martinez in Seattle after concerns had been raised about Spink’s access to the Internet through third parties, including his mother. Spink allegedly had been having others post comments to websites affiliated with bestiality.

    Spink is living with his mother after being released from prison after serving time for his 2005 arrest on drug charges. He was given a lenient, three-year sentence because of his extensive cooperation with investigators.

    One of Spink’s attorneys, James Turner, of Bellingham, said his client believes that the controversy surrounding human-animal sex is shaping up to be the “civil-rights fight of the 21st century, much like gay rights.”

    After the hearing, Spink said he’s misunderstood and maligned, and has never hurt an animal. He said he could sum up his philosophy in a single phrase: “Humans are not the only sexual species,” he said.

    Martinez warned Spink that the court could do nothing about his ideas, “but I can control your actions.”

    A representative of the U.S. Office of Probation and Parole said it appeared that Spink, who owned and operated a computer security company, was attempting to get around the court’s order that he avoid the Internet unless he agrees to having his computer use monitored.

    Martinez told Spink that he understands that rules “chafe,” but that he must find a way to live within them or face another stretch in federal prison.

    Earlier this month, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld Martinez’s decision to have the government wipe the hard drives of computers seized from Spink when he was arrested at his property in 2009 near Sumas at what Whatcom County officials have described as an animal-sex farm.

    Spink was barely out of federal prison on drug charges at the time and the incident resulted in Martinez finding that he had violated conditions of his release by engaging in animal cruelty and eventually sending him back to prison for nearly three years.

    Federal agents have been unable to access the hard drives, which they feared contained encrypted material related to bestiality.

    The appeals court decided that it was better to be safe and wipe the drives than risk allowing Spink access to any hidden files.

    A London man, Stephen Clarke, was also arrested at the Whatcom County property and pleaded guilty to animal-cruelty charges.

    He testified that he had traveled from London to Spink’s property to have sex with Spink’s dogs and horses.

    Police recovered several hours of videotape recordings of Clarke’s activities, according to court files.


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    yea, just like civil rights......right. What an idiot.

    wtf is wrong with some people?
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Crow
      Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #3
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots
      yea, just like civil rights......right. What an idiot.

      wtf is wrong with some people?
      Far from a civil right. It's straight up animal abuse.

      ... and the horse shagger is deluding himself in thinking that it will become a civil rights issue for the 21st century.

      As for the last part, "what the **** is wrong with some people?" ............ I don't know ............ You'll have to ask Frosty that (as soon as he's bailed out).
      Words of Wisdom

      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
      Frosted: lucky twat
      Frosted: Aussie slags
      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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      • Skell18
        Member
        • May 2012
        • 7067

        #4
        What a retard!

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752

          #5
          Note to self..........never post alone in a thread with Frosty
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • Frosted
            Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 5798

            #6
            Anybody want to come round and visit? I've got two cats.

            Give it a couple of years though.

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            • Snusdog
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 6752

              #7
              Hey stop looking at my ass.........



              Hang on........is that steak and bourbon ;-)
              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593

                #8
                Know you want some............
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • crullers
                  Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 663

                  #9
                  I've read that a cellphone was found near the scene and is being held for evidence (nsfw)

                  http://i.imgur.com/Fi2H1oQ.png

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                  • Skell18
                    Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Frosted
                    Anybody want to come round and visit? I've got two cats.

                    Give it a couple of years though.
                    hahahaha

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                    • Skell18
                      Member
                      • May 2012
                      • 7067

                      #11
                      Originally posted by whalen
                      Know you want some............[ATTACH=CONFIG]3282[/ATTACH]
                      Don't go giving frosty ideas!

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                      • whalen
                        Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 6593

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Skell18
                        Don't go giving frosty ideas!
                        That ship has sailed..... I was giving him pointers...err maybe pointers is a bad choice, tips...
                        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                        • Skell18
                          Member
                          • May 2012
                          • 7067

                          #13
                          Originally posted by whalen
                          That ship has sailed..... I was giving him pointers...err maybe pointers is a bad choice, tips...

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                          • elijames21
                            Member
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 49

                            #14
                            Could a horse even feel a tiny human dick? Whatever, this isn't a big deal to me.

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                            • Snotgifff
                              Member
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 517

                              #15
                              Originally posted by elijames21
                              Could a horse even feel a tiny human dick? Whatever, this isn't a big deal to me.
                              Ha! I can't think of anything else to say to this comment...too many beers

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