BREAKING NEWS: Frosted arrested in Northern Washington for shagging animals

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is that what all this vape hype is about!? Sounds wonderful!

[Crow]

Ha! I can't think of anything else to say to this comment...too many beers

I know, right? Too many flowers in my case.

[Crow]

Know you want some............[ATTACH=CONFIG]3282[/ATTACH]

Haha! Love it! I have a Jack Russell puppy (name's Jack). That photo reminds me of him (except for the bikini and sunglasses).

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Hey stop looking at my ass.........



Hang on........is that steak and bourbon ;-)

You're too easy, my dear Snusdog.

[Skell18]

is that what all this vape hype is about!? Sounds wonderful!

Probably

[Frosted]

Swedish Man 'Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest'By HANNAH OSBORNE: Subscribe to Hannah's RSS feed | May 15, 2013 3:48 PM GMT
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Man killed after having sex with a hornet's nest (wiki commons)
Stung by the Hornet's Nest: Hasse Sex-with-Insects Tale a Hoax


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Man Has Sex With Hornet's Nest: Top Five Hoax News Stories


The bizarre story of a man who died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest has been exposed as a hoax.


The tale of the man known as 'Hasse' said to have been found dead with 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, was first published by News Sweden.


His body was found by a neighbour in the town of Ystad, who, according the spoof online publication, said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.


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Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained, claimed the story - which was never officially verified.


A London newspaper took up the story claiming a neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs (who's name transalates as 'erection' in Swdish) said: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.


"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.


"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."




Hasse sustained over 50 stings to his genitals (wiki commons)
A supposed autopsy of Hasse's body allegedly showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.


"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv Underlivh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website. Underlivh was also a play on words, meaning 'fetish' in Swedish.


"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."


Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.


The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.

[Crow]

An enchanting read. Thanks for sharing your side of the story, Frosty.

Only difference is... My story actually happened.

[Skell18]

An enchanting read. Thanks for sharing your side of the story, Frosty.

Only difference is... My story actually happened.

hahahaha

[tmac13]

Ha! I can't think of anything else to say to this comment...too many beers

Hahahahaha I have the same situation