Do you have a morning ritual?

[dman21]

This isn't my typical schedule, as I am off of school for the summer. But, during the school year my morning ritual usually goes something like this:
1. Wake up to alarm
2. Unplug my e cig from the charger
3. Refill e cig if I have to
4. Vape while reading Facebook and the morning news from my phone
5. Go to the bathroom and brush my teeth, etc.
6. Boil water for morning tea
7. Make breakfast
8. Eat breakfast and drink hot tea
9. Sniff some snuff
10. Walk to school

[hokiehi82]

While I appreciate Crow's wake and bake, does no one pop a morning beer and take a whore's bath in the sink with plenty of aftershave. That can't just be me can it?

[heders]

Wake up.
Start the coffee.
Have a snus, prep the bowl.
Enjoy a water-cooled rip with my coffee (or as the hipsters call it, a Seattle Speedball) with said snus whilst watching the news.
Check the e-mails, respond to e-mails, submit work-related stuffs.
Work work work work work (mixed with pleasure, i.e. SnusOn).
Toke break.
Work work work work work.
Wind down the day's work with a spliff and a snus.
SnusOn (mixed with work, i.e. getting shit ready).
More herbs and snus.
Relaxation time (TV, movie, or summits).
Wind down with a last peek at SnusOn; with some touch-ups to work stuffs............. more herbs and snus.
Sleepy times (with the TV and herbs lulling me to sleep).
Rinse and repeat until the weekend.

Man, you smoke a lot! lol


...not that I'm surprised.

[Crow]

Man, you smoke a lot! lol


...not that I'm surprised.

You're right. I need to switch back to my Arizer vape.

:^)

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While I appreciate Crow's wake and bake, does no one pop a morning beer and take a whore's bath in the sink with plenty of aftershave. That can't just be me can it?

Click me.

[Treath]

My morning goes like this:
- Wake up
- Shower
- Eat something
- Take vitamins
- Brush teeth
- Put a nice dip in my lip
- Spit

[Snotgifff]

-Hit the snooze button at least 4 times...or until the wife hits me to make it stop
-Poop and pee
-Take a shower/brush teeth/shave
-Get my son out of his crib
-Change his diaper and clothes
-Feed my son
-Make coffee
-Feed myself
-Let son crawl around and play while I drink coffee and pop in a snus
-Go to work or look for jobs...

[Frankie Reloaded]

- wake up
- say a brief prayer
- find wife
- ask wife what is for lunch
- decide if it´s worth to eat anything before lunch or wait with just a coffee
- shower
- read a book I am working on or websites I use to avoid reading the book
- lunch
- second coffee
- start working

That is, unless I have to go somewhere to interprete. Tomorrow´s schedule will be more like:

- get up
- swear a little about it being unhuman to force people out of bed at half past four in the middle of the night
- eat soft-boiled eggs, because nothing else is digestible at that time
- get to station, get on train
- travel for two-and-something hours
- wake up. In that order

(I omitted teeth brushing and toilet stops, nothing sexy on that...)