Men mature at approximately age 43, British study confirms

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Men mature at approximately age 43, British study confirms

    The Province ^ |

    A British study has identified the age at which men finally grow up -- and it's 43.
    That's 11 years later than their female counterparts, according to research commissioned by Nickelodeon UK.
    Men demonstrate their immaturity by being amused at farts and burps and playing video games, among other things, said women who participated in the survey.
    Not being able to cook simple meals, re-telling the same old stories and jokes when out with the boys, and owning a skateboard or BMX were also high on the list.
    Nickelodeon UK released the results in support of its launch of a new program called Wendell and Vinnie, which features a 30-year-old bachelor who suddenly becomes the legal guardian of his precocious 12-year-old nephew.
    "As a man, especially one who works for a children's channel, the question if men ever reach maturity is one I am well accustomed to," said Tim Patterson, Nickelodeon's director of programming. "However, as the characters Wendell and Vinnie show in our new program, a difference in maturity between two people definitely makes for an amusing partnership."
    Men don't dispute their immaturity. A quarter of the men surveyed described themselves as actively immature, and both mean and women agreed that women mature much, much sooner.
    Three in 10 women surveyed said they and ended a relationship because they found a man too immature, and eight in 10 believed men "never stop being childish."
    On the bright side, almost one-third of those surveyed believed a little immaturity can be an asset when bonding with children.
    The survey found the top five maturity failings among British men to be:
    1. Finding humour in their own farts and burps
    2. Eating fast food in the wee hours
    3. Playing video games
    4. Driving too fast or racing other cars
    5. Snickering at rude words
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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    #2
    .........and they had to do an official study to figure that out?







    1. Finding humour in their own farts and burps
    2. Eating fast food in the wee hours
    3. Playing video games
    4. Driving too fast or racing other cars
    5. Snickering at rude words
    According to that list I would suspect men never mature




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    • Crow
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      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #3
      The study is flawed. Parrot is living proof, though one can argue that he is an anomaly. A very dark anomaly.

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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #4
        Originally posted by Crow
        The study is flawed. Parrot is living proof, though one can argue that he is an anomaly. A very dark anomaly.

        reels him in slowly.............



        At least I'm not an old crow.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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        • Bigblue1
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          • Dec 2008
          • 3923

          #5
          Originally posted by Crow
          The study is flawed. Parrot is living proof, though one can argue that he is an anomaly. A very dark anomaly.

          Dirty birdy
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          • SnusoMatic
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            • Jun 2009
            • 507

            #6
            i am 53 and still laugh if someone says something like 'it's too hard to get it in', 'that soldier did his duty'.. or come backs, 'you say you need a match? Your face and a pigs butt.', 'say you're hot? come on over here baby.', 'say you don't feel good? Let me feel.'.

            some people say you learn everything you need to know by kindergarten. i say that was not true in my case, it took me until third grade. remember third grade? everything that kind of, sort of sounded dirty was funny. anything that comes out of the body was very funny. for some reason those things never left me. i can't hardly stop myself with my wife and we been married 30 years. she's heard them all 1000 times each and i have to fight myself to keep from telling them again. when my kids were between the ages of about 8 and 16 i held off. its like a sickness haha

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            • BadAxe
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              • Jan 2010
              • 631

              #7
              My wife is 42, and if I say anything that has any of the following words (hard, thrust, long, get it in, pull it out, suck, blow, bent over, .... there are more, but you can figure them out) her response is instantly "Thats what she said". lol. So my wife has not matured I guess, and I like it.

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #8
                A joke is a joke.....but a good fart is always funny

                See.....give a bunch of women a grant.....and this is the study they come up with

                Give men a grant.................and you get a fleshlight

                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • devilock76
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 1737

                  #9
                  Looks like I may never mature...

                  Ken

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                  • Snusdog
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6752

                    #10
                    On a more serious note.....I love how the study begs the question

                    It assumes the definition of maturity

                    The study might well have read..........it takes 43 years for women to beat the joy of living out of their men and turn them into a bunch of boring duds......which is exactly Why God gave men gas..........shields are up captain.....Nagon mother ship repelled.................
                    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                    • Zimobog
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                      • Jan 2013
                      • 585

                      #11
                      I judge that by a man's ability to move out of his mom's house and support himself. A guy who pays his own bills and supports himself can play xbox till 2am, eat only pizza and oreos, and laugh at farts all he wants. He's a man at that point.

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