Via the ever popular SayUncle, here’s a link to a blog post which claims to have condensed every gun post on every Internet forum into a single bullet list. A sample:
In the title to this post, I called it “almost every gun post” because there are at least four items that are missing from this guy’s list:
If you have any more nominations for items that should be included, share them in the comments.
- See more at: http://www.alloutdoor.com/2013/07/13....bsC1dw8R.dpuf
- Your gun sucks and you’re holding it wrong.
- That caliber is ineffective. You would do better to pick something bigger.
- That caliber is too big / expensive. You would do better with a smaller caliber that is cheaper and gives you higher capacity.
- I am not a lawyer, I have never argued a case, and in fact I tend to get confused when watching Matlock, but if you do not follow my legal advice to the T you will spend the rest of your life behind bars and that’s after you get the lethal injection while sitting on the chair.
- Unless a cop hands you the ammunition from his gun, you will go to prison forever should you be forced to shoot someone in self-defense.
- Your gun sucks because it’s not the same gun that every cop in the tri-state area uses and cops only use the best
- You have the same gun as the cops? No wonder it sucks. They only have that gun because they got them in a bulk discount, not because it was a good gun.
- The difference in grip angles between your gun and mine, which can only be measured using a protractor that uses scientific notation to denote the degrees, shows why you gun sucks and is probably why you’re holding it wrong.
- The instructor for that gun class you took wasn’t in Iraq and didn’t operate with the operatingest operators and thus any training you got was worthless.
- The instructor for that gun class you took was in Iraq and the techniques he taught you are not valid for civilians and thus you wasted your money.
- Just buy a Glock.
- Don’t you dare buy a Glock.
- The OP’s German-made gun is ridiculously overpriced and overhyped. Just buy this American brand that I like, instead. Same quality, half the price.
- The OP’s German-made gun is the pinnacle of engineering, and it’s like a fine watch, or a high-end sports car, or some other such thing that I’ll never even touch much less own but that I like to use in analogies on the Intenret.
If you have any more nominations for items that should be included, share them in the comments.
- See more at: http://www.alloutdoor.com/2013/07/13....bsC1dw8R.dpuf
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