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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #16
    Fortunate for me, baldness is one thing I don't have to worry about.
    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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    • GoVegan
      Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 5603

      #17
      When you hear Judas Priest playing on the oldies station.

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      • Zimobog
        Member
        • Jan 2013
        • 585

        #18
        When your youngest daughter needs a bra... and so do you.

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        • GoVegan
          Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 5603

          #19
          When PP calls you pops.

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          • GoVegan
            Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 5603

            #20
            When hiking starts to feel like an extreme sport.

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            • GoVegan
              Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 5603

              #21
              When you remember getting dirt cheap snus in your mailbox.

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              • Zimobog
                Member
                • Jan 2013
                • 585

                #22
                When you stop collecting beer cans or Penthouse and start collecting pipes and snuffboxes.
                (No, not THAT kind of pipe, Crowster!)

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                • Crow
                  Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 4312

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Zimobog
                  When you stop collecting beer cans or Penthouse and start collecting pipes and snuffboxes.
                  (No, not THAT kind of pipe, Crowster!)
                  I'll have you know that there are some very fine pieces of pipe art... Such as this beauty ::

                  Words of Wisdom

                  Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                  Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                  Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                  Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                  Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                  Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                  Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                  Frosted: lucky twat
                  Frosted: Aussie slags
                  Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                  • Frankie Reloaded
                    Banned Users
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 541

                    #24
                    When I started looking over my glasses just like strict old ladies in Mark Twain... and saw my facial hair is half white. Then my crew cut grew longer and it was gray.

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                    • Burnsey
                      Member
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 2572

                      #25
                      When you shop for new shorts and the most important feature is a pocket for the reading glasses...love them cargo pants....and when gray hair is OK, it is hair after all....

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9758

                        #26
                        or when you suddenly need new looser underwear because you need more room for your nut sack
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • whalen
                          Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 6593

                          #27
                          When you stop doing Russian hookers two at a time.
                          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                          • whalen
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 6593

                            #28
                            Or you start wanking in front of your cat.
                            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                            • whalen
                              Member
                              • May 2009
                              • 6593

                              #29
                              When you start making old man noises just thinking about getting out of your chair!
                              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                              • Paco
                                Member
                                • Dec 2012
                                • 396

                                #30
                                Hahaha these are great the chest hair one really got me. I noticed a random grey hair on my chest the other day and thought how should I handle this lol.

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