We live in an insane world...

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Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . ...

FULL TITLE: To pee or not to pee: Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers
A number of women across the country have listed their positive pregnancy tests for sale on Craigslist.
One expectant mother in the Buffalo, New York area is selling her used sticks for $25 each, The Daily Dot reports.
Another New Jersey mom writes: 'Wanna get your boyfriend to finally pop the question? Play a trick on mom, dad or one of your friends?
Scrolling through the site, there appears to be no shortage of sellers- and many are aware that their customers could be using the tests for dubious reasons.
'I'm pregnant and will sell you my positive pregnancy test for $20,' one woman on Manhattan's Lower East Side writes. 'I don't care what you need them for.'

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[Crow]

Right on, right on...

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Chad?

Chad??

Chad???

[Thunder_Snus]

I have to pay a tax to harm myself with tobacco....while women can legally trick their partners into marriage with a false pregnancy test........yes a war with syria seems like the best thing to do with our time.

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Right on, right on...

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Chad?

Chad??

Chad???

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Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife
Kotaku ^ |

You can't write headlines much weirder than that, but it is not in dispute that Keith Wiens, a retired Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer, shot and killed his common-law wife after she demanded that he pay up—in foreplay, evidently—for losing to her in a Wii game.P
Wiens told a jury in British Columbia that he acted in self defense on that night in August 2011, and that his wife, Lynn Kalmring, attacked him with a knife. The two had had a rapidly escalating argument since getting drunk and playing Wii and making wagers "of a sexual nature," on the games.P
When Wiens went upstairs to go to bed after playing the console, he found sex toys on his pillow. He brushed them aside, saying he needed to rest up for a round of golf the next day. "He said Kalmring became upset when she saw that he was not in the mood to settle the bet," reports the Penticton Western News.P
Kalmring then broke out that no-win accusation: "You're not attracted to me, are you," and though Wiens said he assured her he was, he was just tired, the argument dissolved into an expletive-filled tirade. He said his wife left the bedroom, returned with a knife and rushed him; Wiens had already armed himself with a pistol he kept in his bedside table, saying he feared for his life. He shot her once in the head. P
A forensic pathologist earlier testified that he believed a knife police found in Kalmring's hand had been placed there after her death, reasoning she would have dropped it when she was shot. P
Accused murderer tells court argument began with bet on video game. [Penticton Western News via GamePolitics]P

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women take that shit pretty seriously. If you promise a tonge waggin you had better start munchin.

[Crow]

women take that shit pretty seriously. If you promise a tonge waggin you had better start munchin.

The More You Crow

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Male British Soldier Gets Sex Change, Embraces Islam, & Marries Muslim Husband "She" Met Online

Former Territorial Army male soldier, 28, becomes Britain’s first transgender Muslim woman and is now MARRIED
• Lucy Vallender had a sex change in 2010 and converted to Islam last year
• Says she had been a TA private in Gloucestershire but gave up after a year
• 'I tried to do macho things but I was trying to be someone I wasn't,' she says
• Met already married Murad online but he didn't know she was once a man
• They wed in April on first meeting and have met twice for sex since, she says
• But her local mosque have barred her after she refused to pray with men
A former trained soldier has swapped her Territorial Army beret for a veil and become Britain's first transgender Muslim woman.
Lucy Vallender used to be called Laurens and says she is finally 'true to herself' after a sex change three years ago.
The 28-year-old is now married to a Muslim man she met on an online dating site, but he did not know she was once a man when they wed.
She now wears a full veil outside her Swindon home to show the world she is married.
The former labourer said 'she used to love firing guns' and claims she drank regularly with the other squaddies as a TA private, but Lucy knew at 14 she wanted to become a woman.
'I tried to do macho things you know to stop how I was thinking, but it didn't work because I was trying to be someone I wasn't,' she said.
'I felt differently to others - I was attracted to men.
'But I suppressed my feelings and tried to live like most people my age.
(NOTE: Photos of transgendered muslim purposely not posted for taste.)

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