Long Distance Runner Accused of Using Fake Penis

[wa3zrm]

Italian Long Distance Runner Accused of Using Fake Penis to Beat Doping Test (Devis Licciardi)

A 27-year-old long distance runner is facing disciplinary action after allegedly filling a fake penis with clean urine in order to beat a doping test. Devis Licciardi had just finished a 10km race at Molfetta when officials asked him to take a urine test.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...

[Crow]

Italian Long Distance Runner Accused of Using Fake Penis to Beat Doping Test (Devis Licciardi)

A 27-year-old long distance runner is facing disciplinary action after allegedly filling a fake penis with clean urine in order to beat a doping test. Devis Licciardi had just finished a 10km race at Molfetta when officials asked him to take a urine test.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...

Yep, I've seen those before. They've been advertising their product in High Times for years, and the smoke shops around here carry them, along with synthesised urine and detox drinks.



Guess he picked the wrong shade or summits.

[Frankie Reloaded]

They should be allowed any doping they want. The pharma companies would then proudly advertise Pfitzer Biker or GlaxoSmithKline Distance Runner.

The early deaths of the athletes would then serve as a warning for general public.

[Bigblue1]

this made me think of this immediately.