What is the Most Screwed Up Thing About Your State?

[wa3zrm]

For all the U-S-A, U-S-A rah rah that goes around, the United States can be a shameful place.
The below map lays out some of the statistically worst things about each state. It covers everything from health to crime to travel to drug use. Some states don't have it so bad (Ohio, the "nerdiest") but others really kind of suck (Mississippi has the highest rate of obesity at 35.3% of total population ... and ranks poorly in the most number of categories. These include highest rate of child poverty at 31.9%, highest rate of infant mortality at 10.3% lowest median household income at $35,078, highest teen birth rate at 71.9 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19 and highest overall rate of STDs. Phew.)
It's not 100% science proof ... some of the metrics are taken from purely qualitative rankings (i.e. North Dakota).
It's supposed to be a bit tongue-in-cheek, but some of the stats will really shock you.

Rationale and statistics:
Most stats taken from America's Health Rankings and the U.S. Census unless otherwise noted.
1. Alabama: highest rate of stroke (3.8%) (tied with Oklahoma)
2. Alaska: highest suicide rate (23.6 suicides per 100,000 people in 2004)
3. Arizona: highest rate of alcoholism
4. Arkansas: worst average credit score (636) Source.
5. California: most air pollution (15.2 micrograms per cubic meter)
6. Colorado: highest rate of cocaine use per capita (3.9% total population)
7. Connecticut: highest rate of breast cancer Source.
8. Delaware: highest abortion rate (27 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 44)
9. Florida: highest rate of identity theft (122.3 reports per 100,000 people)
10. Georgia: sickly based on highest rate of influenza
11. Hawaii –highest cost of living (tied with California) Source.
12. Idaho – lowest level of Congressional clout Source.
13. Illinois: highest rate of robbery (284.7 incidences per 100,000 people)
14. Indiana: rated the most environmentally unfriendly by NMI solutions Source.
15. Iowa: highest percentage of people age 85 and older (1.8 percent) (tied with three other states) Source.
16. Kansas: poorest health based on highest average number of limited activity days per month (3.5 days) Source.
17. Kentucky: most cancer deaths (227 per 100,000 people) (BONUS fact: Kentucky also has the highest rate of tobacco smokers – 25.6%)
18. Louisiana: highest rate of gonorrhea (264.4 reported cases per 100,000 people) Source.
19. Maine: dumbest state claim based on lowest average SAT score (1389) Source.
20. Maryland: highest rate of AIDS diagnosis (27.6 people per 100,000 people) Source.
21. Massachusetts: worst drivers claim based on highest rate of auto accidents Source.
22. Michigan: highest unemployment rate (13.6%)
23. Minnesota: highest number of reported tornadoes (123 in 2010) Source.
24. Mississippi: highest rate of obesity (35.3% of total population)
BONUS facts: Mississippi ranks poorly in the most number of categories. These include highest rate of child poverty (31.9%), highest rate of infant mortality (10.3%) lowest median household income ($35,078), highest teen birth rate (71.9 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19) and highest overall rate of STDs.
25. Missouri: highest rate of bankruptcy (700 out of every 100,000 people) Source.
26. Montana: highest rate of drunk driving deaths (1.12 deaths per 100 million miles driven) Source.
27. Nebraska: highest rate of women murdered annually
28. Nevada: highest rate violent crime (702.2 offenses per 100,000 people). BONUS fact: Nevada also has the highest rate of foreclosure (one in 99 houses).
29. New Hampshire: highest rate of corporate taxes Source.
30. New Jersey: highest rate of citizen taxation (11.8%) Source.
31. New Mexico: antisocial claim based on lowest ranking in social heath policies Source.
32. New York: longest average daily commute (30.6 minutes) Source.
33. North Carolina: lowest average teacher salary Source.
34. North Dakota: ranked last in ugliest residents report as chosen by The Daily Beast. Source.
35. Ohio: nerdiest state claim based on highest number of library visits per capita (6.9) Source.
36. Oklahoma: highest rate of female incarceration
37. Oregon: highest rate of long-term homeless people
38. Pennsylvania: highest rate of arson deaths (55.56 annually) Source.
39. Rhode Island: highest rate of illicit drug use (12.5% of population) Source.
40. South Carolina: highest percentage of mobile homes (18.8%) Source.
41. South Dakota: highest rate of forcible rape 76.5 per 100,000
42. Tennessee: chosen most corrupt state by The Daily Beast. Source.
43. Texas: lowest high school graduation rate (78.3%) Source.
44. Utah: highest rate of of online porn subscriptions Source.
45. Vermont: infertility claim based on lowest birth rate of any state (10.6 births per 1,000) (tied with Maine) Source.
46. Virginia: highest number of alcohol-related motorcyle deaths Source.
47. Washington: most cases of bestiality (4 reported in 2010) Source.
48. West Virginia: highest rate of heart attack (6.5 percent of population)
49. Wisconsin: highest rate of binge drinking (23.2 percent of population)
50. Wyoming: highest rate of deadly car crashes (24.6 deaths per 100,000) Source.

[Premium Parrots]

appears to be fairly accurate.

Crow lives in Washington state doesn't he?


its all starting to make sense now.

.....if ya know what I mean.....nudge nudge

[Duff338]

If commute was the worst thing in NY I would never leave.

The taxes(all of them) and cost of living is much worse than any commute.

[Crow]

appears to be fairly accurate.

Crow lives in Washington state doesn't he?


its all starting to make sense now.

.....if ya know what I mean.....nudge nudge

Hey! That sort of thing only happens out in places like Whatcom County.. Don't go lumping the entire state as a bunch of sheepshaggers..!

Also, it's those damn Brits that are coming over here to shag our animals!

As Caleb Hutton of the Bellingham Herald detailed, "four stallions, seven large-breed male dogs and a cage full of 13 mice, each coated in a lubricant" were seized from Spink's home more than two years ago, part of an investigation and court case that proved Spink had been present while videotapes of dogs having sex with a British man were made at his Sumas cabin. (My sources tell me it was none other than our beloved Frosted, then known as Extreme // There is still one dog at large... I wonder who that could be...)

But he went to jail on probation violations because of it, and back in 2010 Whatcom County Prosecutor Dave McEachran chose not to pursue animal cruelty charges.

If you want to see some real horseshagging, you should be asking the fine Southern folk in this forum what it's all aboat. They invented the bloody practice!

[lxskllr]

Hmm... I'd have said Martin O'Malley, our own little white O'Bama. His politics sucks, and his band sucked too.

[Crow]

I can think of one screwed up thing about my state --

We have the finest cuisine, but we can't do BBQ right. We have to bring in the talent from down south.

So you lot are good for one thing (in case you thought my last comment was a tad harsh)

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... and how could I possibly forget my beloved Snusdog? So I guess that makes two good things that come from the south.

[Snusdog]

... and how could I possibly forget my beloved Snusdog? So I guess that makes two good things that come from the south.

Hummmm.............that was close........but nice recovery

[Snusdog]

While I'm here.......... might as well............The most screwed up thing about our state.............is that for the last 3 years we have been completely ripped off when it comes to winter......no snow......days in the 50s

Someone needs to pay the winter bill and get the dam thing turned back on