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  • Crow
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    • Oct 2010
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    Breaking Crow

    Content from the University of Nottingham provided for your educational pleasure.



    Last edited by Crow; 08-10-13, 07:02 AM.
    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow
  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #2
    Last edited by Crow; 08-10-13, 07:03 AM.
    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

    Comment

    • Crow
      Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #3
      Last edited by Crow; 08-10-13, 07:11 AM.
      Words of Wisdom

      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
      Frosted: lucky twat
      Frosted: Aussie slags
      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

      Comment

      • Crow
        Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 4312

        #4
        Last edited by Crow; 08-10-13, 07:20 AM.
        Words of Wisdom

        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
        Frosted: lucky twat
        Frosted: Aussie slags
        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

        Comment

        • Crow
          Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #5
          Words of Wisdom

          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

          Comment

          • Crow
            Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 4312

            #6
            Words of Wisdom

            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
            Frosted: lucky twat
            Frosted: Aussie slags
            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

            Comment

            • Crow
              Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 4312

              #7
              Words of Wisdom

              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
              Frosted: lucky twat
              Frosted: Aussie slags
              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

              Comment

              • Crow
                Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 4312

                #8
                Words of Wisdom

                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                Frosted: lucky twat
                Frosted: Aussie slags
                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                Comment

                • Crow
                  Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 4312

                  #9
                  Words of Wisdom

                  Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                  Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                  Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                  Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                  Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                  Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                  Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                  Frosted: lucky twat
                  Frosted: Aussie slags
                  Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                  Comment

                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759

                    #10
                    as I scroll your posts I can't help feeling that maybe you should have titled this thread Passing Gas. Karen agrees
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #11
                      Last one for tonight...

                      Words of Wisdom

                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                      Comment

                      • Crow
                        Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 4312

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                        as I scroll your posts I can't help feeling that maybe you should have titled this thread Passing Gas. Karen agrees
                        Close, me Parrot. But we haven't arrived there yet..!!

                        Methane consists of CH₄ -- 1 carbon und 4 hydrogens..



                        +1 point for effort though
                        Last edited by Crow; 08-10-13, 07:43 AM. Reason: Bonus
                        Words of Wisdom

                        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                        Frosted: lucky twat
                        Frosted: Aussie slags
                        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                        Comment

                        • Snusdog
                          Member
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 6752

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Crow View Post
                          Methane consists of CH₄ -- 1 carbon und 4 hydrogens..

                          Almost Crow.......Methane is actually CH4N12



                          That’s….1 Carbon…..4 Hydrogen………and Nachos after midnight


                          Oh.....and after the second vapor incident.........Karen left.....
                          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                          • whalen
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 6593

                            #14
                            Karen was good to me.
                            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
                              Almost Crow.......Methane is actually CH4N12



                              That’s….1 Carbon…..4 Hydrogen………and Nachos after midnight


                              Oh.....and after the second vapor incident.........Karen left.....
                              Hahaha!!

                              I love you Doggy
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                              Comment

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