Squeezyjohn's Guide to understanding the British

[wa3zrm]

To get back on topic...

I think the British have several different languages! Sure, it's easy here, using text. But, I've heard some Brit's talk so fast and with such a heavy accent (dialect) it's almost impossible to understand them!

I also have another question, when we folks here in the US get drunk, we get f*ucked up... over there, you guys get pissed. What gives?

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[Snusdog]

Inferiority complex you mean?

Ummm.....Yorktown bro.....soooo......ummmm....scoreboard.......its nothing really....just an ass kicking.....and we do still smile........ though with a ting of sympathetic pity........... at your traffic circles and "American Express" office depots

but its good.....you've still got bowlers and all...so there's that



For what its worth.....Karen just scooted her chair next to mine......

[Snusdog]

In all truth.....having been to the motherland's shores many times........If I can't have my Appalachians........I'd take that little pub where I lost my keys in 2006

[rickcharles606]

oh man, that Irish video was funny. Hell, I barely understood them, lol. "Ye marhked it down ya fookin' idiot"....loved that one.

[gd3]

I enjoyed the Irish video, lol.

[Skell18]

Ummm.....Yorktown bro.....soooo......ummmm....scoreboard.......its nothing really....just an ass kicking.....and we do still smile........ though with a ting of sympathetic pity........... at your traffic circles and "American Express" office depots

but its good.....you've still got bowlers and all...so there's that



For what its worth.....Karen just scooted her chair next to mine......

hahahahaha

In all truth.....having been to the motherland's shores many times........If I can't have my Appalachians........I'd take that little pub where I lost my keys in 2006

If I have ever lost my keys in a pub here I have always got them back, same happened in a bar in NYC and Miami, not so in LA, I still hate that place!

[trebli]

I hate the Hemel Hempstead roundabout too. Gives me the same feelings of near death.

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Looks like they can be tricky and risky too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ons-roads.html

[Skell18]

Looks like they can be tricky and risky too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ons-roads.html

It mostly the cyclist's fault as they just go barreling onto it without looking and don't obey any of the rules of the road! Not all cyclists do it, but the majority are reckless!

[whalen]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!

[Frosted]

Generally speaking, it's commonly recognised with people that live in reality that you don't tend to argue with any animate object that's bigger than you. These retards argue with trucks, cement mixers, coaches etc. and then there's an outcry when they become a skidmark. Let the Darwin awards continue.

[Skell18]

Generally speaking, it's commonly recognised with people that live in reality that you don't tend to argue with any animate object that's bigger than you. These retards argue with trucks, cement mixers, coaches etc. and then there's an outcry when they become a skidmark. Let the Darwin awards continue.

Agreed, it just natural selection at work.

[wa3zrm]

Report: Jesus Spoke With Spectacular British Accent

Lansing, MI––A recently discovered DVD found in the attic of the Williams family last night has shed light on the language and accent used by the Son of God while on earth, the Lansing family is reporting this morning.
After close to 2,000 years, the mystery of Jesus’ dialect and accent was answered after the Williams family’s stunning find while watching a DVD of the 1977 television miniseries of Jesus of Nazareth produced by the BBC.
The 2-DVD set, which many in the Williams family believed was “lost forever” showed Jesus of Nazareth speaking in English, a shocking revelation to many who long believed he spoke Aramaic.
“We simply couldn’t believe our ears,” Jan Williams, 54, reported to EOTT this morning.
“I remember, Jesus finally appears in the movie, ready to be baptized by John the Baptist, and John says something like, ‘It is I who needs to be baptized by you, and yet, you come to me.’ Then Jesus says, ‘Let it be so…we must fulfill all righteousness’ in the most spectacular British accent.”
19-year-old Wendy Williams reported that his british accent was not only ”stirring,” but that it also contained the dramatic inflection and timing of a “wonderful” stage actor.
“It was as though you were listening to the renowned British actor Robert Powell.”
At press time, biblical scholars from around the globe are investigating reports that Jesus yelled a lot, and that he did not bleed as much as portrayed in The Passion of the Christ.