Yea....I'm starting a thread about the misguided women in our lives. If you have an experience such as the one I describe below let us know by posting it here. This is the place to share our good intentions gone bad.
OK, here ya go. I'll start.....
So I'm following my wife while we walk out of our bedroom. The wife stops short to bend over and pick something up. She has her butt right in front of me and, of course, I just have to lovingly pelvic thrust her little butt. She starts to fall forward and I "lovingly" catch her by the back of her pajama bottoms as her legs ends up dangling in the air. Of course she ends up with a MAJOR wedgie but she doesn't fall over forward. She stands straight up and begins to yell her ass off at me. WTH did I do. I kept her from hitting her head on the wall and hitting the floor. And I don't get even a little thank you or nuthin. I could have saved her life. Some people just don't appreciate anything I do for them. :devilish:
end of rant.
Share your mates inapropriate response to your kind jestures here so we can revel in our misery together.
OK, here ya go. I'll start.....
So I'm following my wife while we walk out of our bedroom. The wife stops short to bend over and pick something up. She has her butt right in front of me and, of course, I just have to lovingly pelvic thrust her little butt. She starts to fall forward and I "lovingly" catch her by the back of her pajama bottoms as her legs ends up dangling in the air. Of course she ends up with a MAJOR wedgie but she doesn't fall over forward. She stands straight up and begins to yell her ass off at me. WTH did I do. I kept her from hitting her head on the wall and hitting the floor. And I don't get even a little thank you or nuthin. I could have saved her life. Some people just don't appreciate anything I do for them. :devilish:
end of rant.
Share your mates inapropriate response to your kind jestures here so we can revel in our misery together.
But my wifey loves it.
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