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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    Xmas Greetings Geared to Individual Snuson Members

    Add yours here if you care to.

    Lets start with Skelly..... The high priced solicitor...........

    Christmas contract

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


  • Frosted
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5798

    #2
    This''ll be mine just for the swearing

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    • Skell18
      Member
      • May 2012
      • 7067

      #3
      Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
      Add yours here if you care to.

      Lets start with Skelly..... The high priced solicitor...........

      Christmas contract

      Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

      I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

      By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

      This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
      hqhahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhaha

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
        Add yours here if you care to.

        Lets start with Skelly..... The high priced solicitor...........

        Christmas contract

        Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

        I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

        By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

        This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

        Christmas Response

        Our legal department here at S.Dog Enterprises has released the following statement:

        We are aware of Mr. P. Parrot's recent disclosure of well wishes. However, it is not our practice to comment on or respond to the content of any such unsolicited correspondence, especially a correspondence released publicly through social media.

        We are however, entitled by law to wish Mr. Parrot well. May it therefore be understood, that any such well wish offered by S.Dog Enterprises to the above mentioned P. Parrot is made independent of and non-contingent upon Mr. Parrot's previous well intentions either in part or in whole. Furthermore, may it be understood that S. Dog Enterprises, its constituent partners, and subsidiary entities are in no way contractually obligated or legally bound by the offering of such a well wish.

        Wherefore according to South Carolina statute 1437.B (1.a) and in keeping with Thompson Vs. McGaver (Supreme Court 1979/FD 3:docket 734HK11) may it be known that S.Dog Enterprises desires no harm (either real or perceived) to befall Mr. Parrot in or during the calendar period of 22 December 2013 through 29 December 2013. Furthermore, let it be understood that these wishes are non-transferable and non-cumulative. but expire 12/29/2013 11:59pm EST

        Wherefore it is our desire that this wish of no ill bring Mr. Parrot a degree of satisfaction the procurement of which is wholly his discretion and initiative

        Regards,
        Miley Cyrus (Jr. Legal Counsel- S.Dog Enterprises)
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • wa3zrm
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 4436

          #5
          Before this can proceed any further, is Skell18 a Solicitor or a Barrister? And, does it matter?
          If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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          • Skell18
            Member
            • May 2012
            • 7067

            #6
            Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
            Before this can proceed any further, is Skell18 a Solicitor or a Barrister? And, does it matter?
            Solicitor, and no.

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            • whalen
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 6593

              #7
              Pitcher or catcher........It matters!
              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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              • Skell18
                Member
                • May 2012
                • 7067

                #8
                Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
                Christmas Response

                Our legal department here at S.Dog Enterprises has released the following statement:

                We are aware of Mr. P. Parrot's recent disclosure of well wishes. However, it is not our practice to comment on or respond to the content of any such unsolicited correspondence, especially a correspondence released publicly through social media.

                We are however, entitled by law to wish Mr. Parrot well. May it therefore be understood, that any such well wish offered by S.Dog Enterprises to the above mentioned P. Parrot is made independent of and non-contingent upon Mr. Parrot's previous well intentions either in part or in whole. Furthermore, may it be understood that S. Dog Enterprises, its constituent partners, and subsidiary entities are in no way contractually obligated or legally bound by the offering of such a well wish.

                Wherefore according to South Carolina statute 1437.B (1.a) and in keeping with Thompson Vs. McGaver (Supreme Court 1979/FD 3:docket 734HK11) may it be known that S.Dog Enterprises desires no harm (either real or perceived) to befall Mr. Parrot in or during the calendar period of 22 December 2013 through 29 December 2013. Furthermore, let it be understood that these wishes are non-transferable and non-cumulative. but expire 12/29/2013 11:59pm EST

                Wherefore it is our desire that this wish of no ill bring Mr. Parrot a degree of satisfaction the procurement of which is wholly his discretion and initiative

                Regards,
                Miley Cyrus (Jr. Legal Counsel- S.Dog Enterprises)
                hahahahaha

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                • CoderGuy
                  Member
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 2679

                  #9
                  LOL, I extend my Ch****mas wishes as well, to the appropriate people.

                  Disclaimer: this in no way indicates that I condone such behavior as wishing people a M***y Ch****mas or anything other than the generic Happy Holidays, nor do I subscribe to the notion that S**ta or his rai***er are real or mistletoe actually promotes spontaneous snogging (shout out to my UK buds).

                  P.S. Love the new theme, nothing more enjoyable than smashing xmas lights LOL

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