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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    Would you...?

    Hypothetical case --

    A married couple approaches you, and the bloke wants you to spend time with his beautiful wife. The catch? He watches you enjoy his wife.

    Would you do it?
    9
    Yes
    44.44%
    4
    No
    44.44%
    4
    What the hell is the matter with you, Crow?
    11.11%
    1

    The poll is expired.

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    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
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  • Skell18
    Member
    • May 2012
    • 7067

    #2
    Originally posted by Crow View Post
    Hypothetical case --

    A married couple approaches you, and the bloke wants you to spend time with his beautiful wife. The catch? He watches you enjoy his wife.

    Would you do it?
    Been asked, I said no.

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    • Crow
      Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 4312

      #3
      Originally posted by Skell18 View Post
      Been asked, I said no.
      Your reasoning?
      Words of Wisdom

      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
      Frosted: lucky twat
      Frosted: Aussie slags
      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #4
        Originally posted by Crow View Post
        Your reasoning?
        I bet his dad asked him
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • rickcharles606
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 2307

          #5
          LMAO....you're a sicko PP

          EDIT: Are you married, or single. Does agreeing to sleep with dude's wife constitute infidelity on your part. If I were single, I'd do it...married, nope.

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          • Crow
            Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 4312

            #6
            Hahaha! I love your sick humor, Parrot. Don't ever change that.
            Words of Wisdom

            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
            Frosted: lucky twat
            Frosted: Aussie slags
            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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            • Crow
              Member
              • Oct 2010
              • 4312

              #7
              Originally posted by rickcharles606 View Post
              LMAO....you're a sicko PP

              EDIT: Are you married, or single. Does agreeing to sleep with dude's wife constitute infidelity on your part. If I were single, I'd do it...married, nope.
              I should've added that I'm single and completely unattached. I would not even consider this if I were already in a relationship.

              EDIT: As for the infidelity part... They both want this -- what the husband gets from all of this is beyond me, but I guess he just wants his wife to be happy, satisfied, or summit.

              Thanks for pointing that bit out.
              Last edited by Crow; 22-12-13, 03:33 AM.
              Words of Wisdom

              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
              Frosted: lucky twat
              Frosted: Aussie slags
              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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              • Skell18
                Member
                • May 2012
                • 7067

                #8
                Originally posted by Crow View Post
                Your reasoning?
                I was high

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                  I bet his dad asked him
                  Don't ever change PP!

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                  • Frosted
                    Member
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 5798

                    #10
                    lol PP.

                    Has she got big tits?

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                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Frosted View Post
                      Has she got big tits?
                      Words of Wisdom

                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                      • GoVegan
                        Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 5603

                        #12
                        My wife has put up with me for 20 years and given us a beautiful son. I wouldn't risk that even for a case of Gellivare.

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                        • Crow
                          Member
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 4312

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
                          My wife has put up with me for 20 years and given us a beautiful son. I wouldn't risk that even for a case of Gellivare.
                          But, pre-wife era.............and assuming that you are single and absolutely unattached.............??
                          Words of Wisdom

                          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                          Frosted: lucky twat
                          Frosted: Aussie slags
                          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                          • Andy105
                            Member
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 1393

                            #14
                            When I was 18, I'd dive right in. At 30, I'd probably ask for money to do it. Now, I'd have to ask my wife for permission.

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                            • GoVegan
                              Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 5603

                              #15
                              Pre wife era I probably would have screwed a snake if you had hold its head still.

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