Minnesotans have relatively small penises!

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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Minnesotans have relatively small penises!

    Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Lakes and the smallest packages in the five-state area.
    Minnesotans have the 39th "largest" penises out of the 50 states in 'Murica, according to a study put together by Condomania, an online business which bills itself as the country's first condom store.
    Looking for something a little larger? Travel northwest to NoDak. According to the study, NoDakians are packing the largest units in the land. No wonder it's so damn sexy up there.

    As you might have already inferred, Condomania put together the list by looking at the condom sizes purchased from each state.

    Here's the full ranking, with the states bordering us in bold:
    1. North Dakota
    2. Rhode Island
    3. South Dakota
    4. District of Columbia
    5. Massachusetts
    6. Ohio
    7. Arizona
    8. Alabama
    9. New York
    10. South Carolina
    11. Colorado
    12. Maryland
    13. Wisconsin
    14. New Jersey
    15. California
    16. Florida
    17. Connecticut
    18. Virginia
    19. Oregon
    20. Pennsylvania
    21. Washington
    22. Tennessee
    23. New Mexico
    24. Iowa
    25. Illinois
    26. Louisiana
    27. Vermont
    28. Utah
    29. Maine
    30. Nebraska
    31. Idaho
    32. Kansas
    33. Delaware
    34. Michigan
    35. Nevada
    36. New Hampshire
    37. Oklahoma
    38. Montana
    39. Minnesota
    40. Kentucky
    41. Texas
    42. Indiana
    43. West Virginia
    44. Missouri
    45. Alaska
    46. North Carolina
    47. Wyoming
    48. Arkansas
    49. Hawaii
    50. Mississippi
    Of course, as a Time blog post about the study points outs, since the ranking is based merely on what condoms people are purchasing, "the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness."

    But then again, the Dakotas do occupy two of the three spots on the largest list. Is it a coincidence or is there something male enhancing in the water up there?

    Source: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...study_says.php
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  • Bigblue1
    Banned Users
    • Dec 2008
    • 3923

    #2
    Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
    Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Lakes and the smallest packages in the five-state area.
    Minnesotans have the 39th "largest" penises out of the 50 states in 'Murica, according to a study put together by Condomania, an online business which bills itself as the country's first condom store.
    Looking for something a little larger? Travel northwest to NoDak. According to the study, NoDakians are packing the largest units in the land. No wonder it's so damn sexy up there.

    As you might have already inferred, Condomania put together the list by looking at the condom sizes purchased from each state.

    Here's the full ranking, with the states bordering us in bold:
    1. North Dakota
    2. Rhode Island
    3. South Dakota
    4. District of Columbia
    5. Massachusetts
    6. Ohio
    7. Arizona
    8. Alabama
    9. New York
    10. South Carolina
    11. Colorado
    12. Maryland
    13. Wisconsin
    14. New Jersey
    15. California
    16. Florida
    17. Connecticut
    18. Virginia
    19. Oregon
    20. Pennsylvania
    21. Washington
    22. Tennessee
    23. New Mexico
    24. Iowa
    25. Illinois
    26. Louisiana
    27. Vermont
    28. Utah
    29. Maine
    30. Nebraska
    31. Idaho
    32. Kansas
    33. Delaware
    34. Michigan
    35. Nevada
    36. New Hampshire
    37. Oklahoma
    38. Montana
    39. Minnesota
    40. Kentucky
    41. Texas
    42. Indiana
    43. West Virginia
    44. Missouri
    45. Alaska
    46. North Carolina
    47. Wyoming
    48. Arkansas
    49. Hawaii
    50. Mississippi
    Of course, as a Time blog post about the study points outs, since the ranking is based merely on what condoms people are purchasing, "the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness."

    But then again, the Dakotas do occupy two of the three spots on the largest list. Is it a coincidence or is there something male enhancing in the water up there?

    Source: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...study_says.php
    I know they were using a euphemism but it just may be what's not in the water up there. http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/wha...-water-supply/

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    • Thunder_Snus
      Member
      • Oct 2011
      • 1316

      #3
      Would a more plausible answer be to look at the main ancestry from each of those states. If I recall correctly the Dakota's have more a common nordic ancestry while places like arizona are more aztec/other hispanic heavy. I believe overall obesity may cause shrinkage which would explain alot for mississippi/arkansas etc also Hawaii has a strong asian/pacific islander ancestry.

      Also....condoms like Trojan magnums are designed to fit the average penis. They can just charge more for people who are wanting to try to show off. If someone says they HAVE to buy magnums they are buying the exact same product as your regular condom.

      Personally I go with the crown skinless skin. Never had a break and you can buy a 100 pack of them on amazon for like 15 bucks. Best feeling ones I ever tried too.

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      • Andy105
        Member
        • Nov 2013
        • 1393

        #4
        These results can be read a lot of different ways, without more info. It could be that Asians are the only ones who use condoms in Mississippi, etc.

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        • Frankie Reloaded
          Banned Users
          • Jan 2011
          • 541

          #5
          I never use condoms. I just mop up the mess afterwards

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          • truthwolf1
            Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 2696

            #6
            Wow! looks like we dropped quite a few states and ND rose to champions in just a few years.

            http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...ta_ranks_2.php

            Just some unscientific observations
            Quite a influx of immigrants to MN over the years and lot's of prostitution going on in the ND oil market. Farm boy's need their condoms.

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            • Thunder_Snus
              Member
              • Oct 2011
              • 1316

              #7
              Originally posted by truthwolf1 View Post
              Wow! looks like we dropped quite a few states and ND rose to champions in just a few years.

              http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...ta_ranks_2.php

              Just some unscientific observations
              Quite a influx of immigrants to MN over the years and lot's of prostitution going on in the ND oil market. Farm boy's need their condoms.
              Funny you mention that. Very rarely do i speak to a U.S native when I receive calls from Minnesota. It's almost always Russian or Indian immigrants. Going into the job I never thought of MN as an immigrant heavy state.

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              • wa3zrm
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 4436

                #8
                You guys know... when I posted this I was not expecting a scientific analysis! After all, everyone knows that the smallest dicks are found on Pigmy immigrants that have relocated to West Virginia!
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