Minnesotans have relatively small penises!

[wa3zrm]

Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Lakes and the smallest packages in the five-state area.

Minnesotans have the 39th "largest" penises out of the 50 states in 'Murica, according to a study put together by Condomania, an online business which bills itself as the country's first condom store.
Looking for something a little larger? Travel northwest to NoDak. According to the study, NoDakians are packing the largest units in the land. No wonder it's so damn sexy up there.

As you might have already inferred, Condomania put together the list by looking at the condom sizes purchased from each state.

Here's the full ranking, with the states bordering us in bold:

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi

Of course, as a Time blog post about the study points outs, since the ranking is based merely on what condoms people are purchasing, "the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness."

But then again, the Dakotas do occupy two of the three spots on the largest list. Is it a coincidence or is there something male enhancing in the water up there?

Source: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...study_says.php

[Bigblue1]

Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Lakes and the smallest packages in the five-state area.

Minnesotans have the 39th "largest" penises out of the 50 states in 'Murica, according to a study put together by Condomania, an online business which bills itself as the country's first condom store.
Looking for something a little larger? Travel northwest to NoDak. According to the study, NoDakians are packing the largest units in the land. No wonder it's so damn sexy up there.

As you might have already inferred, Condomania put together the list by looking at the condom sizes purchased from each state.

Here's the full ranking, with the states bordering us in bold:

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi

Of course, as a Time blog post about the study points outs, since the ranking is based merely on what condoms people are purchasing, "the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness."

But then again, the Dakotas do occupy two of the three spots on the largest list. Is it a coincidence or is there something male enhancing in the water up there?

Source: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...study_says.php

I know they were using a euphemism but it just may be what's not in the water up there. http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/wha...-water-supply/

[Thunder_Snus]

Would a more plausible answer be to look at the main ancestry from each of those states. If I recall correctly the Dakota's have more a common nordic ancestry while places like arizona are more aztec/other hispanic heavy. I believe overall obesity may cause shrinkage which would explain alot for mississippi/arkansas etc also Hawaii has a strong asian/pacific islander ancestry.

Also....condoms like Trojan magnums are designed to fit the average penis. They can just charge more for people who are wanting to try to show off. If someone says they HAVE to buy magnums they are buying the exact same product as your regular condom.

Personally I go with the crown skinless skin. Never had a break and you can buy a 100 pack of them on amazon for like 15 bucks. Best feeling ones I ever tried too.

[Andy105]

These results can be read a lot of different ways, without more info. It could be that Asians are the only ones who use condoms in Mississippi, etc.

[Frankie Reloaded]

I never use condoms. I just mop up the mess afterwards

[truthwolf1]

Wow! looks like we dropped quite a few states and ND rose to champions in just a few years.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...ta_ranks_2.php

Just some unscientific observations
Quite a influx of immigrants to MN over the years and lot's of prostitution going on in the ND oil market. Farm boy's need their condoms.

[Thunder_Snus]

Wow! looks like we dropped quite a few states and ND rose to champions in just a few years.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2...ta_ranks_2.php

Just some unscientific observations
Quite a influx of immigrants to MN over the years and lot's of prostitution going on in the ND oil market. Farm boy's need their condoms.

Funny you mention that. Very rarely do i speak to a U.S native when I receive calls from Minnesota. It's almost always Russian or Indian immigrants. Going into the job I never thought of MN as an immigrant heavy state.

[wa3zrm]

You guys know... when I posted this I was not expecting a scientific analysis! After all, everyone knows that the smallest dicks are found on Pigmy immigrants that have relocated to West Virginia!