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  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #31
    Last week was brutal... It peaked at 44° (and I was on a walkabout that day).

    Fortunately, things have cooled down significantly (it's supposed to be 22° tomorrow)

    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
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    • Skell18
      Member
      • May 2012
      • 7067

      #32
      Glad you're enjoying it mate, the heat was affecting the tennis so know all about it, did you manage to get to the open? It's a great day out even if you're not a tennis fan.

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      • Crow
        Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 4312

        #33
        Originally posted by Skell18 View Post
        Glad you're enjoying it mate, the heat was affecting the tennis so know all about it, did you manage to get to the open? It's a great day out even if you're not a tennis fan.
        I was planning on it.. An all-day pass would have only cost me $25, but I decided on other meaningful activities (such as getting high on Australian mariana, and throwing meself into the ocean).

        I did catch some of it on the tele though (in some Irish pub)...

        Oh, and I've been watching cricket (Australia v. England) -- I'm beginning to enjoy that sport. Go Australia.............!!!
        Words of Wisdom

        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
        Frosted: lucky twat
        Frosted: Aussie slags
        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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        • Crow
          Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 4312

          #34

          Last edited by Crow; 30-01-14, 05:21 PM. Reason: Carry on. Nothing to see here. Except us crows.
          Words of Wisdom

          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
          Frosted: lucky twat
          Frosted: Aussie slags
          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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          • Skell18
            Member
            • May 2012
            • 7067

            #35
            Did you self censor?

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            • lxskllr
              Member
              • Sep 2007
              • 13435

              #36
              LoL Crow!

              :^D

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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #37
                Looks like you had a blast bro!!!

                But you do realize that PP is going to follow you around now all day

                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • Crow
                  Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 4312

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Skell18 View Post
                  Did you self censor?
                  Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
                  LoL Crow!

                  :^D
                  I suppose skillets, and certain members of the British populace are entitled.............
                  Words of Wisdom

                  Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                  Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                  Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                  Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                  Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                  Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                  Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                  Frosted: lucky twat
                  Frosted: Aussie slags
                  Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759

                    #39
                    that was you naked in the uncensored version of those photos you PMd me? Lord I saw boobs and thought that was an old woman. I wondered why you sent that to me. I still do wonder....

                    opps.
                    Last edited by Premium Parrots; 26-01-14, 09:27 AM.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                      that was you in the uncensored version of those photos you PMd me? Lord I saw boobs and thought that was an old woman. I wondered why to sent that to me. I still do wonder....

                      opps.
                      What can I say? You make me wet.

                      Words of Wisdom

                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                      • Snusdog
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6752

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Crow View Post
                        What can I say? You make me wet.


                        Yea that happens to all of us.....just tell him to put his teeth back in......that way he spits less when he talks

                        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                        • Crow
                          Member
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 4312

                          #42
                          Based on a true story.............

                          Words of Wisdom

                          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                          Frosted: lucky twat
                          Frosted: Aussie slags
                          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                          • Crow
                            Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 4312

                            #43


                            Words of Wisdom

                            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                            Frosted: lucky twat
                            Frosted: Aussie slags
                            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                            Comment

                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #44




                              Last edited by Crow; 30-01-14, 05:17 PM.
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                              Comment

                              • Crow
                                Member
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 4312

                                #45




                                Words of Wisdom

                                Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                                Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                                Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                                Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                                Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                                Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                                Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                                Frosted: lucky twat
                                Frosted: Aussie slags
                                Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                                Comment

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