Report: North Korea claims to have landed a man on the sun

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    Report: North Korea claims to have landed a man on the sun

    Published by: Dan Calabrese on Friday January 24th, 2014



    "Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present."

    The source for this is something I've never heard of before today - a web site called Waterford Whispers News. There was a report last year from Investors Business Daily that the Norks had announced their intention to put a man on the sun.

    I can't find anything on the English-language version of the KCNA, which is the Norks' official news agency site, but the report says it was uttered in a televised newscast for which they offer no video as backup. I don't know. I suppose it says everything about the madcap nature of this regime that you find it hard believe they would really make such a claim, but you can't be entirely sure.
    Darn it, I want to believe!
    It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.
    Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

    “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to.....

    More here.....
    http://www.caintv.com/report-north-korea-claims-to-h


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  • evilfrog
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    • Sep 2013
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    #2

    4 hours. 23 million mph.
    Too bad they didn't fake a video

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    • heders
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      • Jan 2011
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      #3
      Kudos North Korea!

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      • Bigblue1
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        • Dec 2008
        • 3923

        #4
        Tom must be so Proud!

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        • Burnsey
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          • Jan 2013
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          #5
          Originally posted by heders View Post
          Kudos North Korea!
          Rilly! They are so special.............

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          • Frankie Reloaded
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            • Jan 2011
            • 541

            #6
            They discover the trick enabling people to safely land on the Sun: Fly by night.

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            • Thunder_Snus
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              • Oct 2011
              • 1316

              #7
              Sometimes at work I have to talk to people so stupid it's hard to imagine they are still alive. And then I see something like this where a whole country is so brainwashed they believe someone landed on the sun.....is it worse to be stupid or brainwashed to the point you will believe something like this?

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              • Snusdog
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                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #8
                Originally posted by Frankie Reloaded View Post
                They discover the trick enabling people to safely land on the Sun: Fly by night.
                Ahahahhahhaaaha

                and Dennis Rodman was driving

                :saturn:
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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