Why Did Piers Morgan Get Cancelled?

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  • trebli
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    • Mar 2010
    • 797

    Why Did Piers Morgan Get Cancelled?




    Morgan’s outsider status in America (“Mr. Morgan might want to lay off the steady cricket references”), and his strident crusade against guns (“Mr. Morgan’s approach to gun regulation was more akin to King George III, peering down his nose at the unruly colonies”).


    http://entertainment.time.com/2014/0...pick-a-reason/
  • Frosted
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5798

    #2
    Because he's a twat.

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    • Skell18
      Member
      • May 2012
      • 7067

      #3
      Originally posted by Frosted View Post
      Because he's a twat.
      This!

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      • lxskllr
        Member
        • Sep 2007
        • 13435

        #4
        Originally posted by Skell18 View Post
        This!
        Thirded. I've had the misfortune of seeing him twice while at my mother's house. That was about 1.93 too many times.

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        • Skell18
          Member
          • May 2012
          • 7067

          #5
          Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
          Thirded. I've had the misfortune of seeing him twice while at my mother's house. That was about 1.93 too many times.
          You guys are lucky you have only been subjected to him for the short period of time you were! We really don't want him back!

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          • Frosted
            Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 5798

            #6
            If Piers Morgan wasn't on fire I'd still piss on him.

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            • sirloot
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 2607

              #7
              cause he has a stupid name

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              • Darwin
                Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 1372

                #8
                He's a putrid little toffee-nosed bolshie with about as much respect for, and understanding of, this country as a Kremlin boyar.

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                • Thunder_Snus
                  Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 1316

                  #9
                  Who?
                  No seriously I have no idea.

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                  • Snusdog
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6752

                    #10
                    Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
                    Thirded. I've had the misfortune of seeing him twice while at my mother's house. That was about 1.93 too many times.
                    Wait....your mom knows Piers Morgan.......and you like cats

                    I think we are way over due for an intervention here

                    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                    • Crow
                      Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 4312

                      #11
                      About bloody time. The bloke is a complete tosser.

                      Not only do we dislike the bastard for passing stern judgment on us yanks (and overall douchebaggery); his own people think he's an absolute dickhead............. To sum it up: **** off, mate.
                      Words of Wisdom

                      Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                      Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                      Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                      Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                      Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                      Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                      Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                      Frosted: lucky twat
                      Frosted: Aussie slags
                      Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                      • wa3zrm
                        Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 4436

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Thunder_Snus View Post
                        Who?
                        No seriously I have no idea.
                        You and I must live similar lives... I've heard his name before, but I have no idea who the hell he is!
                        If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                        • Crow
                          Member
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 4312

                          #13
                          Here's a classic clip from the twat.............

                          Words of Wisdom

                          Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                          Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                          Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                          Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                          Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                          Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                          Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                          Frosted: lucky twat
                          Frosted: Aussie slags
                          Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                          • Crow
                            Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 4312

                            #14
                            ............. and Piers having a pissy fit

                            Words of Wisdom

                            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                            Frosted: lucky twat
                            Frosted: Aussie slags
                            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              #15
                              One more............. for laughs............. from two nutters

                              Enjoy

                              Last edited by Crow; 26-02-14, 10:32 AM. Reason: Replaced clip.
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

                              Comment

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