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  • CzechCzar
    Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 1144

    You guys aren't gonna like this, but...

    If someone says that they are Napoleon trapped inside the body of a modern-day human, society agrees that they are insane and the person is given medication and treatment. They are not invited to rule France, or exiled, for being Napoleon.

    That's a terrible sign of the oppression that the trans-Napoleons, like myself, face on a daily basis.

    Every single day, I try to live my life in accordance with my inner identity as Emperor of the French, King of Italy, and Protector of the Rhine Confederations. Every single day, I am derided and mocked. Small children come up to me in the street and yell "You'll never be real Emperor!" or "You'll never lead the Grand Armee against the combined armies of the Tsar of Alexandria and Emperor Francis at Austerlitz!". Honestly, it hurts.

    All I want is what other Napoleons have: absolute power over the French Empire and its satellites in Europe, plus a dedicated Corp of Imperial Guards and a palace to live in. But I can't even move into the Palais de Versailles without policemen trying to arrest me.

    Think about that. You people get to live in your natural homes, but if I try to live in my natural home, I get arrested. I don't even want to think how Russians would treat me if I went to visit Moscow.

    So have a heart, mes amis. Start working for greater social justice for Trans Napoleons such as myself.

    Vive la France, vive le'empereur, vive la vieille garde.
  • Andy105
    Member
    • Nov 2013
    • 1393

    #2
    Cool. While you're there, could you put a couple of cases of Armagnac to the side for me? I'll pick them up on Monday.

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    • piks101
      Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 691

      #3
      I think it is over peoples head or just in your head but either way I don't see anyone getting upset, maybe just left a tad confused. That said, I want some of whatever you're smoking...
      Last edited by piks101; 13-03-14, 07:22 AM.

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      • Skell18
        Member
        • May 2012
        • 7067

        #4
        Hahahahahahahahaha

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752

          #5
          Hey.....I'm in brother........when you find greater social acceptance for you lifestyle of choice.........would you mine hooking me up with one of the chateaus......I'll need a staff too.........and french maids...........oh baby

          (<< La Karen........le chien >>)
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • Frosted
            Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 5798

            #6
            Don't take drugs kids.

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            • Frankie Reloaded
              Banned Users
              • Jan 2011
              • 541

              #7
              Equal rights to trans-Napoleons! At least they should be included in LGBT thus changing it to LGBTN.

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              • piks101
                Member
                • Sep 2010
                • 691

                #8
                Ok, are we talking Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite?

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  #9
                  Originally posted by piks101 View Post
                  Ok, are we talking Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite?
                  the ice cream.






                  Napoleon Ice Cream An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it
                  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Napoleon%20Ice%20Cream

                  Neopolitan To have sex with 3 women at the same time; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead(vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, respectively)
                  http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=neopolitan







                  the more you know.....
                  Last edited by Premium Parrots; 14-03-14, 03:47 AM.
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • piks101
                    Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 691

                    #10
                    Or.....

                    Napoleon Ice Cream
                    When two women, one of European and one of African ancestry, engage in rubbing their vajayjay’s against each other or "scissor". Thus creating the color affect of vanilla and chocolate on either side with strawberry in the middle.
                    Last edited by piks101; 14-03-14, 04:36 AM.

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                    • snupy
                      Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 575

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CzechCzar View Post
                      If someone says that they are Napoleon trapped inside the body of a modern-day human,
                      I guess 5' 2" tall. Amirite?

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                      • Andy105
                        Member
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 1393

                        #12
                        Originally posted by snupy View Post
                        I guess 5' 2" tall. Amirite?
                        He was 6'3", before the Trans-Napoleonic surgery.

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                        • Burnsey
                          Member
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 2572

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Andy105 View Post
                          He was 6'3", before the Trans-Napoleonic surgery.
                          XLNT Andy..........

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                          • CzechCzar
                            Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1144

                            #14
                            Classic!

                            Originally posted by andy105 View Post
                            he was 6'3", before the trans-napoleonic surgery.

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